1 00:01:11,166 --> 00:01:12,249 Hello and welcome.. 2 00:01:12,375 --> 00:01:14,207 ..to your favourite-favourite radio station. 3 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:15,749 Salaam Namaste! 4 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:17,665 And you're with me, Ambar.. 5 00:01:17,791 --> 00:01:20,665 ..cool as a cucumber, spicy as sambar, and.. 6 00:01:20,791 --> 00:01:22,374 lucky as a lottery number. 7 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:23,540 And for those of you.. 8 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:24,999 ..who haven't crawled out of your blankets yet.. 9 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:29,499 that was your morning alarm. lt's just ten to nine. 10 00:01:29,625 --> 00:01:31,874 And it's a warm summer morning in Melbourne city. 11 00:01:32,041 --> 00:01:33,999 At nine sharp, tune into my program, 12 00:01:34,083 --> 00:01:36,457 Chit-Chat, where l'll introduce you.. 13 00:01:36,583 --> 00:01:39,832 to some successful lndians living in Melbourne, so that you too.. 14 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,457 are inspired to succeed. Today we'll be talking to.. 15 00:01:42,583 --> 00:01:45,624 the head chef of the Nick of Time restaurant, Nick. 16 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:48,249 That's in 10 minutes. So stay tuned. And till then.. 17 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:50,915 here's a song to keep your morning tea company. 18 00:02:34,041 --> 00:02:35,415 Where's the fire guys? . 19 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:40,749 Nikhil Arora has had only one problem ever since he was a baby.. 20 00:02:41,166 --> 00:02:43,832 he can't sleep at nights, and he can't wake up in the mornings. 21 00:02:43,958 --> 00:02:46,665 Ever since, he has been strangely fascinated with cooking.. 22 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:49,999 and while other boys played cricket, he was playing kitchen-kitchen. 23 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:52,082 Growing up, his dad expressed a desire.. 24 00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:53,499 that Nick would become an architect and.. 25 00:02:53,625 --> 00:02:55,457 ..join his construction business. 26 00:02:55,583 --> 00:02:57,915 Nick fled to Melbourne to become an architect, 27 00:02:58,041 --> 00:02:59,290 but how could a guy who never drew a.. 28 00:02:59,416 --> 00:03:00,874 straight line back home in lndia.. 29 00:03:01,041 --> 00:03:03,332 design a Taj Mahal in Melbourne..? 30 00:03:03,458 --> 00:03:05,499 His interest in cooking never left him and.. 31 00:03:05,625 --> 00:03:07,832 Nikhil's parties were very popular. 32 00:03:07,958 --> 00:03:11,082 Somehow, Nikhil managed to become an architect and even landed.. 33 00:03:11,208 --> 00:03:12,624 a commission to design a restaurant. 34 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,290 The owner never liked the outcome. 35 00:03:14,416 --> 00:03:18,082 But he loved Nick's food. And Nikhil Arora became.. 36 00:03:18,208 --> 00:03:20,290 the head chef of the 'Nick of Time' restaurant, 37 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:21,707 Nick. 38 00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:37,624 Slow it down, yaar. Who's screaming and why? 39 00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:41,999 l'm just.. l'm almost there. 40 00:03:43,125 --> 00:03:45,332 l'm right outside your studio yaar, l'm looking for parking. 41 00:03:46,625 --> 00:03:48,332 Dude, please, give your throat a break. 42 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:50,040 l'm on my way, l'm already here. 43 00:03:50,166 --> 00:03:51,832 Just walk to the door, l'm coming right in.. 44 00:03:51,958 --> 00:03:53,165 There, l can see you . 45 00:03:57,625 --> 00:03:58,707 Did the alarm ring? 46 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:06,124 When Deepan Nair's holler reverberated through Kerala's greenery.. 47 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:08,915 coconuts fell off the trees, boats capsized in rivers and.. 48 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:11,082 birds were forced to migrate to Karnataka. Migrating to Melbourne.. 49 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:13,915 Deepan Nair transformed into Debonair, 50 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:15,499 Was the 'mallu' with a passion, who, 51 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:17,665 even if he can't sing, can still make you sing-a-song. Now.. 52 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:22,457 he own Salaam Namaste radio station and keeps humming at work, 53 00:04:22,916 --> 00:04:24,499 in the hope that someday, someone will ask. 54 00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:26,540 Why don't you ever sing on air? 55 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:29,582 This is something that will never happen for another 40 years. 56 00:04:31,708 --> 00:04:33,790 Hambar. 57 00:04:39,541 --> 00:04:44,290 A for Ambar! - Yay. Hambar. Nick is late! 58 00:04:44,416 --> 00:04:47,415 What do you mean, late? - l think he's just woken up. 59 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:52,040 After Ambar rejected twelve men in Bangalore, 60 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:54,124 her parents suspected that maybe 61 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,457 she didn't want to get married at all. 62 00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:58,207 She denied it, but it was the truth. 63 00:04:58,333 --> 00:05:00,249 Her sister was the only example she needed. 64 00:05:00,916 --> 00:05:02,499 When she came to Australia for a year for.. 65 00:05:02,625 --> 00:05:04,082 a university exchange program, 66 00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:08,374 Ambar fell in love.. with Melbourne. She decided to stay on and.. 67 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:11,957 joined medical school. Her parents cut off all ties with her. 68 00:05:12,041 --> 00:05:13,957 To pay for her education, she joined 69 00:05:14,041 --> 00:05:15,665 Salaam Namaste Radio Station.. 70 00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:18,415 and soon became the most popular RJ there. 71 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:27,207 Salaam Namaste! And now it's time 72 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:29,457 to talk to our celebrity guest, Nick 73 00:05:29,791 --> 00:05:32,915 But there's one slight problem. And it's this.. 74 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,540 Nick isn't interested in talking to you. 75 00:05:35,791 --> 00:05:36,915 So what if you happen to be.. 76 00:05:37,041 --> 00:05:41,415 the same customers who shell out 10 dollars for his 2-dollar dish. 77 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:44,790 Nick doesn't care. Which is why he never bothered coming here. 78 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:47,624 ln fact, he's sleeping. 79 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:51,915 So it's obvious how much he values your time and mine. 80 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:56,832 Excuse me.. . 81 00:06:08,416 --> 00:06:09,665 And then l'd ask him why he changed. 82 00:06:09,791 --> 00:06:12,582 his name from Nikhil Arora to Nick? 83 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:15,124 Nikhil is ugghhh. Nick is cool . 84 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:19,165 ls he one of those lndians who are ashamed of being lndian? 85 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:20,374 l mean, what is this Nick business? 86 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:23,582 Yo. l'm cool. l'm Australian. l'm Nick . 87 00:06:23,708 --> 00:06:25,374 Crap! What's she doing? . 88 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:26,790 What's worth thinking about is, 89 00:06:26,916 --> 00:06:29,540 what else is Nikhil Arora ashamed of? 90 00:06:29,666 --> 00:06:34,040 For example, is he ashamed of his face? Maybe he's really ugly. 91 00:06:34,666 --> 00:06:38,457 Maybe that's why he became a chef. To hide inside kitchens.. 92 00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:41,082 and not show his face around. 93 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:43,749 on that note, here's a song for you.. 94 00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:44,915 What the.. . 95 00:06:50,041 --> 00:06:51,165 Hello.. Nick here . 96 00:06:54,416 --> 00:06:55,707 l'm almost there, yaar. 97 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:59,582 But this chick, your announcer, RJ-whatever.. what's her name? 98 00:06:59,708 --> 00:07:02,457 Hambar! - Hambar? What's this Hambar babe doing yaar? 99 00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:05,457 ls this any way to talk about a guest? l want to talk to her. 100 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:09,124 Hello, is that Hambar? Hambar, Nick here . 101 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:10,624 What.. what're you doing? 102 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:11,874 Taking an interview. 103 00:07:12,041 --> 00:07:13,165 Whose? - Yours 104 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:14,749 But l'm not there yet. 105 00:07:14,875 --> 00:07:15,957 Really?. 106 00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:17,165 l didn't even notice that. 107 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:21,082 Listen yaar.. - Listen yaar! You bloody Nikhil Arora! 108 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:22,832 You.. Hambar! . 109 00:07:22,958 --> 00:07:24,082 Why the hell are you calling me Hambar? 110 00:07:24,208 --> 00:07:25,874 Why the hell are you calling me Nikhil Arora? 111 00:07:26,041 --> 00:07:28,040 Because it's your name . - No, my name is Nick. 112 00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:29,457 oh really! . 113 00:07:29,708 --> 00:07:32,874 Well, if you'd been here, l'd call you whatever you wanted. 114 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:36,082 Nick, Nicky, Marlon Brando. 115 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:37,832 Hello, what's your problem? 116 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:41,749 l hate latecomers. Because of you my show didn't start on time. 117 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:44,165 How does one late start make a difference. 118 00:07:44,708 --> 00:07:47,207 to a clutch of lndian taxi drivers? 119 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:55,582 Salaam Namaste people, and this is the end of the show . 120 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:59,415 And still, there's absolutely no sign of Nikhil Arora. 121 00:07:59,916 --> 00:08:01,082 A small piece of advice, 122 00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:02,582 if you plan to go to 'Nick of Time' 123 00:08:02,708 --> 00:08:04,874 restaurant, be prepared to wait.. 124 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:09,540 breakfast may appear by lunch and lunch by dinnertime. 125 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:13,082 l think they should rename the restaurant 'Never on Time'. 126 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,332 Anyway, it's goodbye from me Ambar and. 127 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:19,165 keep listening to Salaam Namaste, 101 .5FM. 128 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:47,415 Hey mate, you're bleeding . - What? 129 00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:54,124 Are you okay? - l'm fine. l.. l don't like blood. 130 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:56,624 You better see a doctor man. - No doctor. 131 00:08:57,125 --> 00:08:58,207 l don't like doctors . 132 00:08:58,333 --> 00:08:59,790 But you're bleeding - Stop saying that . 133 00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:06,374 Want to catch a movie? 134 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,790 So, Jignesh, what's your diagnosis? 135 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:20,832 The patient has been experiencing. 136 00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:22,124 a vague pain in the abdomen, 137 00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:26,082 followed by severe bouts of constipation, vomiting, swelling, 138 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:28,457 bleeding stools and progressive weakness. 139 00:09:28,875 --> 00:09:30,082 A biopsy can be conclusive. 140 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:34,165 But my diagnosis suggests lymphosarcoma of the intestine, 141 00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:38,707 just what Rajesh Khanna had in Anand 142 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:43,499 Made-in-Surat, raised-on-khakra-dhokli, 143 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,665 Jignesh Pandya's lone phobia was.. 144 00:09:46,791 --> 00:09:48,749 that he'd spend his whole life squatting behind.. 145 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:50,540 the Archana Sarees cash register. 146 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:51,999 Unlike his father, the millions. 147 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,957 wouldn't make life worth swatting away. 148 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:57,790 Perhaps it was fear that drove him to pass the medical entrance test 149 00:09:57,916 --> 00:10:00,915 But now, homesick in Australia, he's regretting his decision. 150 00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:05,540 Very nice, Jignesh. Good job. 151 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:11,290 Forty! - But why? 152 00:10:11,416 --> 00:10:13,999 Because l know, you've skipped homework.. 153 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:16,999 ..and you'll copy it off me, so twenty more. 154 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,374 When dad finds out that he's sponsoring.. 155 00:10:19,666 --> 00:10:21,790 ..the education of two instead of one.. 156 00:10:21,916 --> 00:10:23,457 Long live Archana Sarees! 157 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:26,165 Now give me a hundred dollars more. - What for? 158 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,457 Because a friend is always there when you need him. 159 00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:30,832 Forget it. Why don't you go rob your dad? 160 00:10:38,416 --> 00:10:40,415 Amby.. l'm sorry. 161 00:10:40,541 --> 00:10:41,665 lt's just a loan damn it! 162 00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:43,249 l won't charge you for the next five classes. 163 00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:45,332 But, a hundred dollars.. 164 00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:47,624 Simone's wedding. l need to buy a dress. 165 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,874 Simone's.. getting married? 166 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,499 Why? Didn't you get an invitation? 167 00:10:54,375 --> 00:10:55,499 No. 168 00:10:56,916 --> 00:10:59,999 Don't feel bad, next time you will. 169 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,457 By the way, l'll need your car tomorrow. 170 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,207 okay? Thank you! Bye! 171 00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:14,207 Why the hell do you want to ruin my reputation? 172 00:11:16,416 --> 00:11:18,790 You forgot the bay leaf, the cardamom is almost non-existent 173 00:11:22,625 --> 00:11:24,999 And please, everybody, come here. 174 00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:28,707 Just because salt is cheap does.. 175 00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:30,290 ..not mean we need to put it in everything. 176 00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:33,665 We are not in lndia now.. please, go easy on the salt. 177 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:37,415 Now, l need to go and pee. Promise me.. 178 00:11:37,666 --> 00:11:40,290 You won't use the next five minutes to ruin another dish. 179 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:43,915 Promise me! - We promise, boss! 180 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,624 Thank you! Excuse me. 181 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,790 Looks just like home-cooked food. - Thank you boss 182 00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:55,457 So who needs to eat out? They could have just made this at home. 183 00:11:58,916 --> 00:12:00,790 Do you know the difference between a wife and a mistress? 184 00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,749 l don't have either, boss. 185 00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:03,999 No? 186 00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:09,999 A wife wears a sari, a mistress wears a micro-mini. 187 00:12:10,541 --> 00:12:14,165 A wife wears a wedding thread, for the mistress, a diamond necklace. 188 00:12:14,416 --> 00:12:18,290 A wife wears a cotton nightgown, the mistress gets a red lingerie. 189 00:12:18,666 --> 00:12:23,749 And that is now a mistress. Get it? Good. 190 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:27,124 Boss. Dheka's looking for you. - So? 191 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,540 He looks quite angry! - Tell me something l don't know. 192 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:30,999 l've dammed a waterfall here. 193 00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:46,415 lt's amazing how Aslam Dheka flew from.. 194 00:12:46,541 --> 00:12:49,124 ..Dhaka to Melbourne on one ticket. 195 00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:52,790 He sat on two seats and ate enough food for three. 196 00:12:53,041 --> 00:12:56,624 The sound of his belch is still echoing in that Boeing 747. 197 00:12:56,916 --> 00:12:59,624 He spent his life savings in buying a hot dog stall. 198 00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:01,165 Dheka was a happy man.. 199 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:02,874 ..he ate some and he sold some. 200 00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:04,207 Then luck smiled on him. 201 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,957 While a lawyer was eating his last hot.. 202 00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:09,999 ..dog a drunken driver trashed his cart. 203 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:13,790 They sued and Dheka struck gold. 204 00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:17,290 overnight he became the owner and chief patron of 'Nick of Time'. 205 00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:18,999 You see? 206 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,290 See what? 207 00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:25,874 See nothing! No people, no customers, no-one! Why? 208 00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:27,040 How should l know? 209 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:28,957 Salaam Namaste! (Greetings) 210 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,124 Same to you. 211 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,624 All this happening because of your radio station! 212 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:35,999 You are going late and my restaurant is being insulted. 213 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,290 Now you better not being late, ever again! 214 00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:41,165 And if you are, l will fire you! 215 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:45,374 Understand. 216 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:50,165 Tomorrow, ten o' clock sharp! Understand? otherwise.. 217 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:51,999 Fire? 218 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:54,915 Murder! 219 00:14:05,416 --> 00:14:07,082 Are you hearing the radio? 220 00:14:08,666 --> 00:14:09,790 No, what is happening? 221 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,832 You put on radio and listen. 222 00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:17,999 So Radhika, your first novel is releasing tomorrow. 223 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,332 How are you going to celebrate? 224 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:22,207 l guess l'll celebrate with my husband. 225 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,040 Romantic dinner, pop some champagne. 226 00:14:24,916 --> 00:14:27,165 Which restaurant? Not Nick of Time, l hope? 227 00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:29,707 Why? l've heard it's a nice place. 228 00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:30,915 Come on Radhika. 229 00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,999 Eating what someone else has cooked is.. 230 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,957 ..like putting your life in their hands. 231 00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:38,915 Like a doctor, right? - Right. 232 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:43,999 Then can you trust a man who lies, who is never on time and.. 233 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:48,290 who doesn't even have the decency to apologise for making you wait? 234 00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:50,332 l think it's disgusting. Tell me.. 235 00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:52,874 Would you tolerate this behaviour from your husband? 236 00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:56,749 l'm sorry, but what's the connection? - There is a connection! 237 00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:59,665 How can you trust a man who's ashamed to be an lndian? 238 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,124 My god, you're really angry. 239 00:15:02,416 --> 00:15:07,207 Yes. And Mr Nikhil Arora will have to face my anger until.. 240 00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:10,582 he calls and apologises to my listeners. 241 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:15,957 lt'll just break. 242 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,040 oh come on Dheka, who listens to that show anyway? 243 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:20,207 l will tell you who is listening. 244 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,249 My wife is listening, my son is listening. 245 00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:23,874 My family is listening, 246 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,665 everybody is calling and asking me, what is this? 247 00:15:26,791 --> 00:15:30,249 They're all freeloaders anyway. Think of all the money you'll save. 248 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,249 l will kill you. For the bad name. 249 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,999 you are giving to my restaurant, l'll kill you. 250 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:39,374 Dheka, relax. You'll have a heart attack. 251 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,832 l'll just call Hambar and fix everything. 252 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:47,249 Good. Are you at the wedding? - Just parking my car. 253 00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:50,207 l'm almost there, yaar. 254 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,790 Hello? Hello, l can't hear you. 255 00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:34,540 Nice day isn't it? 256 00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,457 l'm Ron.. Ron. 257 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:41,999 l'm Lisa. 258 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:46,040 Lisa. Lisa's such a nice name, Lisa. What do you do, Lisa? 259 00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:48,832 For 50 bucks, anything you want. 260 00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,499 During his college days, Ranjan Mathur was so busy studying.. 261 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:54,999 ..that he was oblivious to the basic.. 262 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:56,582 ..differences between boys and girls. 263 00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:58,999 Although he became a successful architect, 264 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,832 his vision cleared up one day, 265 00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:02,290 when he suddenly realized that. 266 00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:03,832 the world didn't just consist of buildings. 267 00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:06,124 There were other shapes as well and they were much more interesting. 268 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:09,374 Since then, he has been wearing his heart on his sleeve, 269 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,749 aiming for every girl crossing his sights, 270 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,499 hoping that someday, somehow.. 271 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:14,999 he'll manage to snag one for himself. 272 00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:20,165 l've got to go.. Thank you.. - Ok.. ok.. Forty.. 273 00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:28,332 Who was that? 274 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:30,832 A friend. 275 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,332 From office? - No. She lives nearby. 276 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,540 What was her name? - Lisa. 277 00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:38,957 Let's give her a lift, yaar. 278 00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,415 The poor girl's standing all alone at the bus stop. 279 00:17:40,541 --> 00:17:41,874 No. 280 00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:44,499 She's going the other way. So it's pointless. 281 00:17:47,916 --> 00:17:49,290 What..? - How much was she asking for? 282 00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:50,999 Forty dollars. 283 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,415 Ron! Can't you tell? 284 00:17:55,750 --> 00:18:01,540 How could l? She smiled sweetly, shook hands, even said her name. 285 00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:02,874 l thought she was so friendly. 286 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,707 You must've started planning your wedding already. 287 00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:08,624 What rubbish! l'm not that frustrated. 288 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:11,165 only the engagement. 289 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:17,749 Tell me something, why am l coming with you? 290 00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:21,540 Because weddings are very boring and l don't want to get bored alone. 291 00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:23,415 Thanks - You're welcome. 292 00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:27,124 So, what are we listening? - Salaam Namaste. 293 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,332 What? - l love to hear you being praised on air. 294 00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:32,040 oh crap! You've heard it too? 295 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:33,790 of course, it's damn good fun! 296 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,582 That RJ is making you famous. 297 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,374 You think this is funny? - Very. 298 00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:41,415 You're laughing and l've lost half my clientele at the restaurant. 299 00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:42,915 Sue them. 300 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:45,999 Sue the damn radio station, yeah? 301 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,582 Causing of emotional distress.. 302 00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:49,290 ..mental trauma, character assassination. 303 00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:52,374 Hang on, let me just call that Debonair character. 304 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,665 You be ready with this. 305 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,415 Hello. 306 00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:57,874 l am going to sue you! 307 00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:01,999 Who is speaking please? - This is Nick and l am going to sue you. 308 00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:05,332 What for? - What for! For.. 309 00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:09,374 emotional distress and.. - Mental trauma, character assassination. 310 00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:12,957 l'm with a very big lawyer right now! 311 00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:14,915 My friend is with a very big lawyer. 312 00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:17,999 No, no! Not me! You, you are! - No-no.. you, you. 313 00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:21,290 My friend is a very big lawyer. 314 00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:23,624 See, Mr Nikhil Arora.. 315 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,040 Stop calling me that! 316 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:29,624 lf one more person calls me Nikhil Arora, then l will.. l'll.. 317 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,124 l'll never talk to you again. - l'll never talk.. 318 00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:33,999 Sorry yaar, l couldn't think of anything else. 319 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:38,582 Listen! Why don't you talk directly to Hambar? 320 00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:41,457 oh sure, come on. Give me Hambar's number. 321 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:44,540 Don't worry. l will connect you. Hold on. 322 00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:49,874 Hello listeners. Breaking news on Salaam Namaste. 323 00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:55,207 Nikhil Arora has just called to apologise to Hambar. 324 00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:59,457 We are taking you live to the conversation. 325 00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:01,749 Hello. 326 00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:02,957 Hambar? 327 00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:05,082 Ambar. The name is Ambar. 328 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:06,374 A. A for Ambar. 329 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:11,124 oh.. and the name is Nick, not Nikhil Arora, okay? 330 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,582 You! - Yes! 331 00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:16,665 So you've finally decided to be sensible and say sorry. 332 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:19,457 Sorry? Are you crazy? 333 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:21,415 l'm calling because.. 334 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,415 what you're doing is not right. 335 00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:26,624 And what am l doing? 336 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,665 You're ruining my reputation. - How? 337 00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:31,415 By calling me Nikhil Arora for a start. 338 00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:39,165 oh, l am so sorry. l had no idea you hated your name so much. 339 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,832 l won't do it again. - Thank you. 340 00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:43,749 Nikhil Arora. 341 00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:45,207 Nikhil.. Arora. 342 00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:48,999 Stop it! - Nikhil.. Arora. 343 00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:56,415 Hambar.. 344 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,665 What are you doing? 345 00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:08,290 lf you can sing my name, l can sing yours. 346 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:11,957 Listen, what's your problem? 347 00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:13,457 What's your problem? 348 00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:15,874 Just because l was a little late for your stupid show, 349 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:19,499 you're trying to destroy my life, my career, everything? 350 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,540 l would have tolerated your coming late, 351 00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:24,290 if you had the decency to call and apologise. 352 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:25,499 Apologise? 353 00:21:26,666 --> 00:21:28,707 For a two-bit radio show? 354 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:30,207 Forget it! 355 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:35,457 Two-bit? Fine! Now just wait and watch.. 356 00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:38,540 how this two-bit radio show transforms you from a chef to a waiter 357 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:47,207 Sorry. 358 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:50,999 Ah, sorry. That's better. 359 00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:53,499 You've finally come to your senses. 360 00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:55,999 What? l wasn't talking to you. 361 00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:58,540 lt's all right Nikhil. There's nothing to be ashamed of. 362 00:21:58,916 --> 00:22:00,707 You made a mistake, and now you've apologized. 363 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,874 Now listen to me. l'm going to give you another chance. 364 00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:07,082 But for that you'll have to come on time for my show. 365 00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,332 l have an idea.. 366 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,415 stuff your show in a bag ; a garbage truck.. 367 00:22:10,666 --> 00:22:13,415 ..visits my restaurant every night. 368 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:14,624 Nice one. 369 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:19,999 l'm sure it does. No one eats at yourjoint anyway.. 370 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:21,457 it must all go down the drain. 371 00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:32,249 Give her a last warning. 372 00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:35,124 Look Ambar, this is your last warning.. 373 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:37,832 Stuff your last warning and listen to me. 374 00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:40,624 Unless you appear on my show and apologise to my listeners.. 375 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,749 l won't let you off the hook. Now choose one. 376 00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:46,790 Your pride or your career? You'll sacrifice at least one of them. 377 00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:48,582 You! You.. 378 00:22:48,708 --> 00:22:50,249 Salaam Namaste. 379 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:55,832 What happened? - l think l won. 380 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,374 Good. Well done, l'm proud of you. 381 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,790 obviously you're not gaping like that at my food. 382 00:23:48,041 --> 00:23:49,332 My palm is itching. 383 00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:54,124 l have a feeling that the line of romance is finally emerging. 384 00:23:55,291 --> 00:23:56,457 Congratulations. 385 00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:58,082 Who've you fallen for now? - All five. 386 00:23:58,500 --> 00:23:59,707 l'm going to try for all five of them. 387 00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:04,665 l'll drop my handkerchief and pick it up with a.. 388 00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:06,290 Excuse me, l think you dropped this. 389 00:24:06,416 --> 00:24:08,832 Ron, it has your name on it. 390 00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:13,540 Yes! l'll drop it, pick it up and say,.. 391 00:24:13,666 --> 00:24:14,749 ..lt's mine, would you like to keep it? 392 00:24:16,125 --> 00:24:17,499 okay Ron, l have a lot of work. 393 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,582 oi! Drop that! 394 00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:21,749 Why? 395 00:24:21,875 --> 00:24:22,999 Because it's not lunch-time yet. 396 00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:24,749 And you're spoiling my arrangement. 397 00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:26,790 Buzz off. - You.. 398 00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:28,874 What're you doing? He's a kid. 399 00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:33,207 That's the problem. Why do people have kids? 400 00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:36,999 Why can't we just be born adults? lrritating bloody creatures. 401 00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:23,999 Hello. 402 00:25:33,291 --> 00:25:34,624 She's going to break my back. 403 00:25:37,041 --> 00:25:38,457 Who's that guy? - l don't know. 404 00:25:56,208 --> 00:25:57,332 Any luck? 405 00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:58,540 Lesbians. 406 00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:01,582 The first one said we've never met before. 407 00:26:02,291 --> 00:26:04,249 The second one said the handkerchief wasn't hers 408 00:26:04,541 --> 00:26:06,540 The third one said "thank you", took it and left. 409 00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:09,790 And then, the Japanese girl. First she bowed, then l bowed. 410 00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:11,082 She bowed again, so l bowed again. 411 00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:13,040 Before l straightened up, she was gone. 412 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,499 Mind-blowing. So who's left? 413 00:26:18,416 --> 00:26:19,499 That lndian chick. 414 00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:21,790 She's quite hot. 415 00:26:21,916 --> 00:26:23,165 Yes and very smart. 416 00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:26,249 She's studying to be a surgeon. She's in college with Simone. 417 00:26:27,958 --> 00:26:29,374 You've obviously done your research. 418 00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:33,749 Especially her. Because you've been staring at her for so long. 419 00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:37,040 l don't know yaar, there's something about her. 420 00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:38,749 There is, there is. 421 00:26:39,291 --> 00:26:41,457 Why don't you ask her for a dance? - Really? 422 00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:42,832 You must. 423 00:26:42,958 --> 00:26:44,040 Got your handkerchief? 424 00:26:45,041 --> 00:26:48,165 oye.. chef or architect? - l think chef's cooler. 425 00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:49,999 She's going to be a surgeon. 426 00:26:51,041 --> 00:26:52,874 Architect then. - Good choice. 427 00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:02,165 Need some help? l give a very good foot massage. 428 00:27:02,583 --> 00:27:04,999 Really, l have like a.. black belt in foot massaging. 429 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:08,165 Really? And how many girls have you tried that line on? 430 00:27:08,791 --> 00:27:10,249 We're all born with certain qualities. 431 00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:13,707 You're beautiful, l give a good foot massage. 432 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,082 Nice dodge of the bouquet, by the way. 433 00:27:16,666 --> 00:27:18,999 You noticed? Quite impressive. 434 00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:20,999 They say that if you catch the bouquet,.. 435 00:27:21,166 --> 00:27:22,540 ..you're next in line to get married. 436 00:27:22,791 --> 00:27:24,999 l know. So l didn't take a chance. 437 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:29,374 You have a problem with marriage? - Just a small one. 438 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:30,749 What? - Husbands. 439 00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:36,832 So you're going to be a surgeon? - ls the news out already? 440 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:38,999 My friend over there.. Ron. 441 00:27:43,916 --> 00:27:45,540 He keeps a tab on all the pretty girls. 442 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,249 You're trying to give me a compliment. - You noticed? 443 00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:51,165 Quite impressive. 444 00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:55,374 Dance? - l'm sorry, my shoes hurt. 445 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:56,790 So leave them here. 446 00:27:56,916 --> 00:27:58,624 Don't be silly. - No, l'm serious. 447 00:27:58,750 --> 00:27:59,999 Come on, l'll take mine off as well. 448 00:28:03,041 --> 00:28:04,165 Come on. 449 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:14,582 A friend of mine keeps tabs on all the handsome boys as well. 450 00:28:15,583 --> 00:28:19,124 Funny, she never mentioned you. What's your name? 451 00:28:22,041 --> 00:28:25,040 Nick. Why? lt's a nice name. 452 00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:27,790 And, what do you do? - l'm an architect. 453 00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:34,040 Architect? - Yes, why? l mean, what do l look like? 454 00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:37,415 No.. l just happen to know another Nick. 455 00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:40,165 And l thought l was going to be.. 456 00:28:40,291 --> 00:28:41,457 the first Nick of your life. 457 00:28:45,041 --> 00:28:46,332 oh crap! 458 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:50,332 What happened? - l hate kids! - You hate kids? 459 00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:55,040 l mean, not like that, but when their parents let them loose.. 460 00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:56,999 l mean, there ought to be some discipline, right? 461 00:28:59,250 --> 00:29:01,749 l'm sorry. You like kids huh? 462 00:29:02,291 --> 00:29:03,415 Love them. 463 00:29:04,541 --> 00:29:07,915 Sarah, Amby, come on all the bridesmaids, lets take a photo. 464 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,707 Excuse me. 465 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,165 Don't go. 466 00:29:17,541 --> 00:29:20,999 Wait, hold it! Wait! Wait for me! 467 00:29:22,916 --> 00:29:24,457 oh god, did l miss your wedding? 468 00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:27,249 Yes, l can't believe you missed my wedding. 469 00:29:27,375 --> 00:29:29,582 l am so sorry baby, l'll make it up to you, l promise. 470 00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:31,832 Nick, l'm in love. 471 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:35,582 Right - No really, l'm in love. 472 00:29:37,583 --> 00:29:39,165 l'm in love with that girl! 473 00:29:39,291 --> 00:29:41,207 l'm going to marry her, have kids with her and.. 474 00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:44,207 l'll spend the rest of my life with her. l swear it! 475 00:29:45,458 --> 00:29:46,999 No more champagne for you. 476 00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:51,915 Where's my handkerchief .. my handkerchief? 477 00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:54,332 Say cheese. - cheese. 478 00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:57,665 Everybody! out of your clothes! 479 00:30:17,875 --> 00:30:19,999 one day, one moment, one life is.. 480 00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:22,999 alive in now, tomorrow flies. 481 00:30:27,625 --> 00:30:29,874 This day, this moment, this life, 482 00:30:30,041 --> 00:30:32,415 lives only for now, tomorrow flies.. 483 00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:36,707 like she flies. 484 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:39,832 This day, this moment, this life, 485 00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:43,832 lives only for now, tomorrow flies.. 486 00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:46,332 like she flies. 487 00:30:48,041 --> 00:30:51,332 So, embrace life with a smile and say.. 488 00:30:51,791 --> 00:31:01,624 Salaam Namaste 489 00:31:37,541 --> 00:31:41,915 Everything alive is.. swinging to life. 490 00:31:42,541 --> 00:31:46,874 come and discover the signs of life. 491 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,290 But how long really.. 492 00:31:49,833 --> 00:31:51,832 will it all last.. 493 00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:56,999 crumbling like walls once the moment is past. 494 00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:00,332 So lift your hands, clap a bhangra beat, 495 00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:02,665 come my love, let our heartbeats meet. 496 00:32:02,791 --> 00:32:05,124 A moment's ecstasy, a moment's excuse, 497 00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:07,290 time's so heartless, so what's the use? 498 00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:11,457 My love, my love, my love 499 00:32:13,291 --> 00:32:16,707 So, embrace life with a smile and say.. 500 00:32:17,166 --> 00:32:27,082 Salaam Namaste 501 00:33:07,958 --> 00:33:09,832 once upon a road.. 502 00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:12,165 you'll find a boy.. 503 00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:17,249 who'll be passionate.. and give you every joy. 504 00:33:17,875 --> 00:33:22,207 Then put it in words, around a smile. 505 00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:27,165 Try your luck, she may be worthwhile. 506 00:33:28,166 --> 00:33:32,832 Life flies, so make it quick, say your story now, my love. 507 00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:37,790 Youth and time are going, then gone; never to return, my love. 508 00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:42,499 My love, my love, my love 509 00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:47,040 So, embrace life with a smile and say.. 510 00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:57,332 Salaam Namaste 511 00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:55,749 Why are you in a suit? 512 00:35:01,041 --> 00:35:04,332 Nick, how long does it take to get to know someone? 513 00:35:05,041 --> 00:35:06,665 Depends. Sometimes one meeting can be enough,.. 514 00:35:06,791 --> 00:35:07,832 ..sometimes a lifetime falls short. 515 00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:12,207 one meeting.. so l'm not being hasty then? 516 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:13,915 What are you talking about Ron? 517 00:35:14,166 --> 00:35:15,249 l'm getting married, yaar. 518 00:35:16,666 --> 00:35:17,707 Good for you. 519 00:35:20,291 --> 00:35:21,415 l need some coffee. 520 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:27,499 Ron, are you serious? 521 00:35:29,125 --> 00:35:30,207 When? 522 00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:35,165 To who? 523 00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:54,832 Can't believe Cathy. 524 00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:56,290 Can't believe Ron. 525 00:36:00,583 --> 00:36:01,874 l still owe you a foot massage. 526 00:36:02,541 --> 00:36:04,915 l know, my feet are really hurting. 527 00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:08,332 Apparently coffee's really good for the feet as well. 528 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:09,999 Really? 529 00:36:10,375 --> 00:36:13,040 You're a doctor, you should know. 530 00:36:15,625 --> 00:36:16,707 So, shall we? 531 00:36:17,166 --> 00:36:18,457 l'm sorry, l have work. 532 00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:21,915 Well actually, even l have a few appointments. 533 00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:26,374 okay. 534 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:27,624 Some other time then? 535 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:28,832 Sure. 536 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:31,332 okay, bye. 537 00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:32,665 Bye. 538 00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:36,624 Amby. 539 00:36:37,833 --> 00:36:39,165 Are you sure you've got to go? 540 00:36:40,250 --> 00:36:41,707 okay, let me check. 541 00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:50,874 Hi, it's me Ambar. Not Hambar, Ambar. 542 00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:54,457 A. A for Ambar. Forget it. 543 00:36:55,041 --> 00:36:56,915 Can somebody cover my show today? 544 00:37:01,708 --> 00:37:03,040 lt's okay, l'll be there. 545 00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:06,290 Sorry. 546 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:09,415 What happened? - Hambar? 547 00:37:10,916 --> 00:37:13,582 My boss Debonair. He can't say Ambar. 548 00:37:19,833 --> 00:37:22,374 l guess.. l'll be going. 549 00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:29,915 Boss, everything's in the van. l'll see you at the restaurant. 550 00:37:44,291 --> 00:37:45,915 Architect. - Doctor. 551 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:47,999 Nikhil Arora. - Hambar. 552 00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:49,874 Shit! - Crap! 553 00:37:52,041 --> 00:37:53,832 And she's completely ruined my reputation. 554 00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:56,082 You're right. - But what a girl! 555 00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:58,207 She's pretty, smart, funny. 556 00:37:58,958 --> 00:38:01,540 You're right. - But she keeps calling me Nikhil Arora. 557 00:38:01,666 --> 00:38:02,832 She hates me. 558 00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:05,249 You're right. - But she can really play volleyball, man. 559 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,582 But he's never on time and he's very rude. 560 00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:10,249 That's true. - But he's a damn good cook. 561 00:38:10,583 --> 00:38:12,999 The food at the wedding was superb! - That's true. 562 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:15,374 So, should l call her or not? - Call her. 563 00:38:16,333 --> 00:38:19,415 What if she insults me again? - You weren't any better. 564 00:38:19,541 --> 00:38:22,415 You threatened to sue her. - But you told me to say that. 565 00:38:22,541 --> 00:38:23,749 And l'm telling you to call her. 566 00:38:23,875 --> 00:38:26,124 How can l call him? He'll never talk to me. 567 00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:28,332 You insulted him first, you should call him first. 568 00:38:28,458 --> 00:38:30,915 But she started it. She should call first. 569 00:38:31,041 --> 00:38:34,624 But he threatened to sue me. He should call first. 570 00:38:38,041 --> 00:38:39,457 lt doesn't really matter who calls first. 571 00:38:40,166 --> 00:38:41,499 Look, l think you ought to.. 572 00:38:45,416 --> 00:38:46,499 You're calling him? 573 00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:52,457 Busy. He'll call me if he wants to. 574 00:38:58,458 --> 00:38:59,540 What happened? Well..? 575 00:39:00,541 --> 00:39:04,457 Busy. Forget it, she'll call if she wants to. 576 00:39:18,583 --> 00:39:21,915 He was here at seven o'clock sharp for the interview. 577 00:39:22,041 --> 00:39:25,915 The leopard changes his spots! Hambar versus Nick. 578 00:39:42,416 --> 00:39:43,874 Aren't you going to give me the rest? 579 00:39:45,041 --> 00:39:47,415 These are for Debonair. 580 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:55,957 Hambar versus Nick! 581 00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:57,582 Are you a chef or an architect? 582 00:39:57,958 --> 00:40:02,124 Well, an architect by qualification. But a chef by choice. 583 00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:05,707 Then why did you become an architect? - To make my Dad happy. 584 00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:08,124 And why did you become a chef? - To make myself happy. 585 00:40:08,250 --> 00:40:09,457 All right . 586 00:40:09,583 --> 00:40:12,540 So if you meet a beautiful girl and she asks you what you do. 587 00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:13,707 what will you say? 588 00:40:13,833 --> 00:40:16,707 lf the girl is well-educated, like a lawyer or a doctor.. 589 00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:18,290 ..then l'll say l'm an architect. 590 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:22,665 But if she's creative, like a writer or an RJ.. 591 00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:25,749 ..then l'm a chef. - Oh, so your truth is changeable. 592 00:40:25,875 --> 00:40:30,874 Well, truth is like a recipe. Some things you hide and some you reveal.. 593 00:40:31,041 --> 00:40:33,999 So what's the one vital truth that you've hidden so far and from whom? 594 00:40:34,125 --> 00:40:37,082 My wife doesn't know that we're married. 595 00:40:39,583 --> 00:40:40,790 Sorry, just kidding. 596 00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:45,374 Hambar! What is this? Attack! Charge! 597 00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:46,624 lf you became an architect to please your Dad.. 598 00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:48,249 ..and a chef to please yourself.. 599 00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:51,874 ..what will you do to please your mother? Marry a nice lndian girl? 600 00:40:52,041 --> 00:40:53,374 Well, l don't believe in marriage. 601 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:56,290 But if Mom was alive then, yes.. 602 00:40:56,416 --> 00:40:57,749 ..perhaps l'd even do that for her sake. 603 00:40:57,875 --> 00:41:00,249 oh l'm so sorry - That's Okay . 604 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:01,790 Were you very close to her? 605 00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:04,582 Very. l was only fourteen. 606 00:41:04,708 --> 00:41:05,915 So young . 607 00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:10,499 What is this! Where is Hambar versus Nick? 608 00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:11,749 What is your favourite dish? 609 00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:14,374 l'd have to say, lndian meatballs. 610 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:17,832 Will you tell us the recipe? This is your punishment for being late. 611 00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:21,332 Sure, you're going to need onions, ginger, coriander, capsicum.. 612 00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:24,999 Slowly, slowly! Give our listeners time to write this down. 613 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:26,790 okay sorry . 614 00:41:27,708 --> 00:41:31,749 Mint, green chillies, sunflower oil. 615 00:41:33,041 --> 00:41:34,249 l love you . 616 00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:42,624 l love you . - Are you crazy? .-No . 617 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,832 Then what are you saying? - That l love you . 618 00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:47,124 You're nuts. 619 00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:49,082 Why? Because l love you? 620 00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:51,082 You don't love me. 621 00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:53,290 Excuse me, how do you know that? 622 00:41:53,416 --> 00:41:56,540 Look, you decide whether you love me or not, that's your choice. 623 00:41:56,666 --> 00:41:58,707 Don't tell me that l'm not in love with you. 624 00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:01,582 Mr Nikhil Arora.. 625 00:42:01,708 --> 00:42:02,790 The name is Nick . 626 00:42:02,916 --> 00:42:04,874 Nick, Nick you are sick! . 627 00:42:05,041 --> 00:42:07,707 You're doing this just to irritate me because l insulted you on air. 628 00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:10,124 No, you were right in doing that. l was late. l'm just.. 629 00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:11,374 All right, l'm putting an end to this . 630 00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:12,582 lnterview over. 631 00:42:12,708 --> 00:42:17,832 okay people, time to listen to some music Salaam Namaste 101.5 FM. 632 00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:24,415 Ambar.. Amby listen to me . 633 00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:26,915 Go away. - But what have l done? 634 00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:28,665 Why are you so angry? 635 00:42:28,791 --> 00:42:29,999 How long have you known me? 636 00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:32,790 For five days. - Five days? 637 00:42:32,916 --> 00:42:34,540 Well, l'm counting two days on the phone as well. 638 00:42:34,666 --> 00:42:36,457 Listen, you don't even know me. 639 00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:37,749 l do. 640 00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:38,999 Really? 641 00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:40,957 What do you know about me? - Well.. 642 00:42:41,041 --> 00:42:43,957 You're an RJ, you're studying to be a surgeon. 643 00:42:44,041 --> 00:42:46,790 You're very beautiful, you dance very well.. 644 00:42:46,916 --> 00:42:51,499 ..you're superb at playing volleyball, you hate latecomers.. 645 00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:53,457 ..and l love you. 646 00:42:53,875 --> 00:42:58,499 You.. you can't be in love with me. - Why? What's wrong with you? 647 00:42:58,625 --> 00:43:01,999 With me? Nothing's wrong with me, the problem's with you. 648 00:43:02,125 --> 00:43:03,832 Get your head checked. 649 00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:05,415 You think a two-day acquaintance is love! 650 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:06,957 What else can you call this? 651 00:43:07,041 --> 00:43:10,374 Ever since l've met you, l haven't been able to think of anything else. 652 00:43:10,791 --> 00:43:12,832 And don't tell me that you don't feel a connection. 653 00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:14,499 Yesterday, there was something between us. 654 00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:15,915 And there still is, today. 655 00:43:16,541 --> 00:43:17,832 Yes there is. 656 00:43:18,125 --> 00:43:19,207 But it can't be love. 657 00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:20,624 Why? Amby listen.. 658 00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:24,790 Excuse me. Yes? - Hello . 659 00:43:24,916 --> 00:43:26,332 What? oh crap . 660 00:43:26,458 --> 00:43:28,249 l'm on my way. - l'm coming . 661 00:43:32,708 --> 00:43:34,957 You told me to get married right? lt's all your fault. 662 00:43:35,041 --> 00:43:37,124 You were the one who told me to go around dropping handkerchiefs. 663 00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:42,415 This is what happens.. 664 00:43:42,541 --> 00:43:44,499 when you make rash decisions. 665 00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:46,624 Fall in love in one day.. -Five days. 666 00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:48,999 Get married in two. lt's not a joke. 667 00:43:49,125 --> 00:43:50,999 You don't know each other, you don't know anything about each other.. 668 00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:53,332 and you decide to spend the rest of your lives together? 669 00:43:53,458 --> 00:43:55,832 Really stupid. - Yes, he is. 670 00:43:55,958 --> 00:43:57,749 But who's talking about marriage? 671 00:43:57,875 --> 00:44:00,540 lf we need to know each other, let's do that. 672 00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:03,332 lf we need to understand each other, let's spend time together. 673 00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:05,915 And all this because l play good volleyball? 674 00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:09,624 No! Because maybe this is love, and maybe not. 675 00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:13,999 Unless we give this feeling a chance how will we find out? 676 00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:17,540 lt won't work Nick - l know, it just won't work, Nick. 677 00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:19,915 Why? - Because he's a pig. 678 00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:23,665 By the time you wake up, l'm at the radio station. 679 00:44:23,791 --> 00:44:25,832 You're working at the restaurant from afternoon till night.. 680 00:44:25,958 --> 00:44:27,582 l'm in college, then l'm studying. 681 00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:29,957 How do we meet? Where's the time Nick? 682 00:44:30,041 --> 00:44:31,374 So.. 683 00:44:33,041 --> 00:44:35,040 so let's live together. - What? 684 00:44:35,166 --> 00:44:36,665 Yes! Think.. 685 00:44:36,791 --> 00:44:39,415 you live in the hostel all alone, and l live all alone. 686 00:44:39,541 --> 00:44:40,582 Let's live together. 687 00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:41,790 What's he saying? 688 00:44:41,916 --> 00:44:43,582 l'm just saying that Amby and l should live together, you know. 689 00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:46,249 That way we.. - You're talking about yourselves! 690 00:44:46,375 --> 00:44:48,374 Cathy, wait. 691 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:49,832 Nick, no. 692 00:44:49,958 --> 00:44:51,457 l'm not going to live with you. 693 00:44:51,583 --> 00:44:54,832 Why? You just said that we don't have the time to meet each other. 694 00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:57,040 This way we'll get the chance to spend.. 695 00:44:57,166 --> 00:44:58,624 ..some time together, live together. 696 00:44:58,750 --> 00:45:01,207 Nick, we've just met three days ago. 697 00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:02,665 How can l live with you? 698 00:45:03,208 --> 00:45:04,999 So should we let go of our feelings.. 699 00:45:05,083 --> 00:45:07,165 ..because our work timings don't match? 700 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:13,790 Look Amby, l don't know what we have between us. But l want to know.. 701 00:45:14,166 --> 00:45:17,540 because if this is love, then l don't want to lose it. 702 00:45:17,666 --> 00:45:18,874 No Nick. 703 00:45:20,041 --> 00:45:24,332 Hey, wait a minute.. you're not thinking.. listen.. 704 00:45:24,458 --> 00:45:25,999 We'll live in separate rooms. 705 00:45:26,083 --> 00:45:29,249 l don't mean living together like.. you're not thinking that, are you? 706 00:45:29,375 --> 00:45:30,915 l don't mean that. 707 00:45:31,416 --> 00:45:34,457 Just what do you mean Nick? - l'll tell you. 708 00:45:34,958 --> 00:45:36,249 We'll live in the same house,.. 709 00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:38,207 ..we'll eat breakfast together, watch TV together 710 00:45:38,333 --> 00:45:41,165 And we'll share the chores. Then you'll find out.. 711 00:45:41,291 --> 00:45:44,874 what l'm actually like, how l live at home, when l wake up.. 712 00:45:45,041 --> 00:45:46,165 ln the afternoon. 713 00:45:46,291 --> 00:45:47,707 Very funny, but listen.. 714 00:45:47,833 --> 00:45:50,540 ll find out what you're like, what you like doing,.. 715 00:45:50,666 --> 00:45:52,124 ..what your problems are.. 716 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:54,582 which shows you like watching, which games you like playing. 717 00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:55,999 Do you like scrabble? - l love scrabble. 718 00:45:56,041 --> 00:45:57,874 See? l can't play scrabble. 719 00:45:58,041 --> 00:46:00,165 My spellings suck. Monopoly? 720 00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:04,582 And think about it, you'll never need to cook. 721 00:46:05,875 --> 00:46:08,457 Nick, it's too hasty 722 00:46:08,583 --> 00:46:09,915 Maybe.. 723 00:46:10,041 --> 00:46:13,874 But if we can't tolerate each other,.. 724 00:46:14,041 --> 00:46:16,374 ..then we just go our separate ways. Simple 725 00:46:18,541 --> 00:46:20,040 lt's not so simple Nick. 726 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:22,707 l'm sorry. 727 00:46:24,333 --> 00:46:25,457 Fine. 728 00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:32,540 Maybe you're right. Maybe there's nothing between us. 729 00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:34,832 And even if there is, it'll go away. 730 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,999 Life moves on. 731 00:46:37,875 --> 00:46:40,957 But ten years later, when you wake up one morning.. 732 00:46:41,041 --> 00:46:44,374 to find a fat, rich doctor snoring next to you.. 733 00:46:45,041 --> 00:46:48,540 won't you ask yourself, Was there something? 734 00:46:49,125 --> 00:46:54,540 Could something have happened? But then, there will be no answers 735 00:46:54,875 --> 00:46:58,165 Because you didn't give it a chance. 736 00:46:58,791 --> 00:47:01,707 Maybe Nick and Ambar could've been something, maybe not.. 737 00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:05,124 but we'll never find out. 738 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:19,540 Amby! Amby, it's Ron. He's calling on the phone. 739 00:47:19,666 --> 00:47:21,749 What do l do? Come. 740 00:47:32,833 --> 00:47:34,540 l won't ever have to cook? 741 00:47:34,916 --> 00:47:37,874 What? - l won't ever have to cook? 742 00:47:38,041 --> 00:47:40,082 Not an omelette, not even a cup of tea. 743 00:47:40,208 --> 00:47:41,665 And separate rooms? 744 00:47:41,791 --> 00:47:44,832 Far away from each other. - Okay. 745 00:47:44,958 --> 00:47:47,624 So, should we start looking for a house? 746 00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:50,540 Wow! - Control yourself. 747 00:47:50,666 --> 00:47:52,165 Let's talk this over first. 748 00:48:04,833 --> 00:48:07,665 l don't the trust lndians. 749 00:48:07,791 --> 00:48:09,082 What's that? 750 00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:16,082 Babes, what l always say about lndians? 751 00:48:16,958 --> 00:48:24,165 Sorry? - Exactly. Means, l don't the trust lndians. 752 00:48:27,041 --> 00:48:32,582 Hating Jaggu Yadav was, is and always will be very easy. 753 00:48:34,291 --> 00:48:37,499 After migrating from Bihar to Mumbai, it seemed for a while that.. 754 00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:39,374 he would never strike it rich. 755 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,374 He kept getting pushed around from one place to the next. 756 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:44,874 Someone suggested going abroad and driving a cab. 757 00:48:45,041 --> 00:48:46,332 And so he arrived in Melbourne 758 00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:47,790 Then he won the lottery. 759 00:48:47,916 --> 00:48:51,082 His luck took a turn for the better, but his personality stayed the same 760 00:48:51,208 --> 00:48:53,332 Hopefully you won't like him too much,.. 761 00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:55,540 ..because he definitely doesn't like you 762 00:49:00,625 --> 00:49:02,415 But you're lndian yourself, and.. 763 00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:08,124 l was lndian.. was. 764 00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:11,540 Now, l'm Australian. 765 00:49:12,125 --> 00:49:15,749 Get it, mate? - Got it . 766 00:49:15,875 --> 00:49:17,915 There are two kinds of lndians. 767 00:49:18,416 --> 00:49:21,207 Babes, what the two kinds of lndians are? 768 00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:22,415 Sorry? 769 00:49:22,541 --> 00:49:27,915 Exactly. one, the kind you can't trust. 770 00:49:28,041 --> 00:49:31,832 And two, the kind you can't tolerate. 771 00:49:32,666 --> 00:49:36,207 Look, we just want to rent your house. 772 00:49:36,333 --> 00:49:38,249 We don't want to cause any problems 773 00:49:39,125 --> 00:49:43,040 l see that, l see that. l can see you're okay. 774 00:49:43,166 --> 00:49:46,249 Nice, married couple. 775 00:49:46,875 --> 00:49:49,665 Married couples l trust. 776 00:49:49,791 --> 00:49:50,957 When did you get married? 777 00:49:51,041 --> 00:49:52,249 Soon.. - A week ago. 778 00:49:54,583 --> 00:49:58,624 We thought it would happen soon, then a week ago it suddenly happened 779 00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:02,999 Quick engagement, instant marriage. And kids? 780 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:06,540 There wasn't really much time or they would've happened as well 781 00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:14,249 Funny guys. 782 00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:18,040 Senses of humour . l like that. 783 00:50:18,875 --> 00:50:21,665 Come, let me show you the house. 784 00:50:25,875 --> 00:50:27,124 Babes. 785 00:50:33,416 --> 00:50:35,624 Home the sweets' home. 786 00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:55,707 What? 787 00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:02,499 What are you looking for? 788 00:51:02,625 --> 00:51:06,124 Nothing. Just checking to see if it opens. 789 00:51:07,750 --> 00:51:10,832 This is not an lndian public loo.. 790 00:51:10,958 --> 00:51:13,332 ..where things that are closed don't open.. 791 00:51:13,458 --> 00:51:15,332 and things that are open don't close. 792 00:51:15,791 --> 00:51:17,749 This is Australia mate. 793 00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:21,832 open. Close. Okay, mate? 794 00:51:21,958 --> 00:51:23,665 Where's the other bathroom? 795 00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:29,457 Another bathroom.. what for? 796 00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:32,082 Just in case we have guests over.. - No guests. 797 00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:35,999 l do not want any guests in here. 798 00:51:36,083 --> 00:51:39,749 Looks here. Just the twos of you. 799 00:51:40,416 --> 00:51:44,957 Babes. Tell them how much l hate guests. 800 00:51:45,041 --> 00:51:46,124 Sorry? 801 00:51:46,250 --> 00:51:51,457 Exactly. Whether you agree or not, no guests. 802 00:51:54,750 --> 00:51:57,540 So, you are wanting the house? 803 00:51:57,666 --> 00:52:00,999 Just a second.. - No second, only first. 804 00:52:01,125 --> 00:52:04,999 Nice house, but this Crocodile Dundee is making me nervous. 805 00:52:05,041 --> 00:52:07,332 lt's not like we have to live with him. Nice rooms. 806 00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:08,915 l want the bigger one. 807 00:52:09,041 --> 00:52:11,457 The kitchen's quite cool as well. Let me talk to him. 808 00:52:13,208 --> 00:52:14,790 Crap! You scared me. 809 00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:20,707 l have that effect on the peoples lt's my personality. 810 00:52:21,916 --> 00:52:24,249 So, you wanting the house? 811 00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:26,457 Well, Okay. 812 00:52:26,875 --> 00:52:28,915 one year's rents in advance. 813 00:52:29,041 --> 00:52:30,165 What? 814 00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:34,040 Translates, read my lips. 815 00:52:34,166 --> 00:52:37,124 l need one year's rent in advance. 816 00:52:37,250 --> 00:52:41,499 Babes. Don't l always take the rents in the advance? 817 00:52:41,625 --> 00:52:42,790 Sorry? 818 00:52:42,916 --> 00:52:45,582 Exactly! - But why? 819 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:49,749 Short term memories, huh? - Mammaries? 820 00:52:50,916 --> 00:52:54,249 l don't trust lndians. 821 00:52:58,791 --> 00:53:00,790 one year's rent in advance! 822 00:53:00,916 --> 00:53:03,457 Does he think his dad owns the place? - No, he does 823 00:53:05,166 --> 00:53:07,874 And where will you get the money from? - l encashed my bonds. 824 00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:09,207 What? 825 00:53:10,375 --> 00:53:13,124 Nick, you'd saved that money to start your own restaurant. 826 00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:14,457 l know. 827 00:53:15,083 --> 00:53:16,832 And how is Ambar getting the money? 828 00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:19,874 She's taking a loan against her salary 829 00:53:20,583 --> 00:53:22,499 l hope you guys know what you're doing. 830 00:53:23,166 --> 00:53:25,457 All this is happening so fast.. - Are you really saying this? 831 00:53:26,375 --> 00:53:27,957 one afternoon you meet five girls.. 832 00:53:28,041 --> 00:53:29,290 .. next morning you've married one of them 833 00:53:29,416 --> 00:53:32,499 And l'm regretting it now. You don't know these girls! 834 00:53:33,041 --> 00:53:36,207 Firstly, their logic switch is permanently off. 835 00:53:36,708 --> 00:53:38,957 And if they ever switch it on by mistake.. 836 00:53:39,041 --> 00:53:41,332 ..the regulator always stays on zero 837 00:53:44,333 --> 00:53:45,915 But that's true. 838 00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:52,790 Amby, where do you want.. 839 00:53:57,250 --> 00:53:59,582 Has all the stuff arrived? - Everything. 840 00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:07,082 ls this.. staying up there? 841 00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:08,249 Yes, why? 842 00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:10,832 Ummm.. no. lt's very nice. 843 00:54:15,041 --> 00:54:16,290 You're right. 844 00:54:16,416 --> 00:54:18,082 l'll put it up in my bedroom. 845 00:54:18,458 --> 00:54:19,832 Nick! 846 00:54:19,958 --> 00:54:21,874 We are moving back together. 847 00:54:24,583 --> 00:54:28,874 Are you okay, podgy? - l'm all right, okay 848 00:54:29,041 --> 00:54:30,415 Amby, guess what.. 849 00:54:30,541 --> 00:54:31,999 You okay, podgy? 850 00:54:32,625 --> 00:54:37,249 So, she turned her logic switch on? - No, l turned mine off. 851 00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:38,915 Thought so. So the divorce is cancelled? 852 00:54:39,041 --> 00:54:40,999 Absolutely. Cancel, cancel, cancel 853 00:54:41,125 --> 00:54:42,457 Until when? - Forever. 854 00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:44,499 But still, please keep a room for me. 855 00:54:44,625 --> 00:54:46,082 You never know when she'll kick me out. 856 00:54:46,208 --> 00:54:48,624 Sorry buddy, that's Ambar's room. - What do you mean? 857 00:54:49,250 --> 00:54:52,457 Which word didn't you understand, Ambar or room? 858 00:54:52,875 --> 00:54:56,790 l didn't understand anything. Dude! You'll live in separate rooms? 859 00:54:58,041 --> 00:55:00,332 What's he saying in Hindi? ls he laughing at me? 860 00:55:00,458 --> 00:55:01,915 Yes, he's being very rude. 861 00:55:02,041 --> 00:55:05,207 They're living in together but in different rooms. Can you believe it? 862 00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:07,499 oh podgy-wodgy, stop it! 863 00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:11,332 You guys can go to your separate rooms, we're going to our single room 864 00:55:12,708 --> 00:55:14,374 All right guys, see you man. Bye. 865 00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:18,207 Living separately, can you believe it? 866 00:55:18,541 --> 00:55:21,540 Two different rooms! Unbelievable.! 867 00:55:23,833 --> 00:55:27,082 Today's the first day so you don't have to cook dinner. 868 00:55:27,208 --> 00:55:28,290 Wow, thanks boss. 869 00:55:28,416 --> 00:55:29,499 Shall we order in? 870 00:55:29,625 --> 00:55:34,665 Sure. What do you feel like having? Chinese? Mexican? lndian? 871 00:55:34,791 --> 00:55:38,332 Pizza. A nice, hot, crispy, yummy pizza. 872 00:55:39,208 --> 00:55:42,790 My mouth's watering. You don't like pizza? 873 00:55:42,916 --> 00:55:45,790 No, it's not that. l only.. - Forget it. Let's get something else. 874 00:55:45,916 --> 00:55:47,332 No, l'm fine with pizza. 875 00:55:47,458 --> 00:55:48,624 l've had pizza. l.. 876 00:55:48,750 --> 00:55:53,999 Nick, you don't have to like everything that l do. 877 00:55:54,541 --> 00:55:56,040 But l like pizza. 878 00:55:58,041 --> 00:56:03,499 l owe you three dollars. - You had only one slice, so one dollar. 879 00:56:03,625 --> 00:56:04,749 okay 880 00:56:05,625 --> 00:56:07,124 Let's settle accounts on Sunday? 881 00:56:07,708 --> 00:56:08,874 Fine. 882 00:56:09,125 --> 00:56:10,999 And this one's my treat. 883 00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:12,999 Wow. Thank you. 884 00:56:13,541 --> 00:56:14,999 What do l get? 885 00:56:16,291 --> 00:56:17,624 one second. 886 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:21,415 Ambar, meet Romeo. Romeo, meet Ambar. 887 00:56:21,541 --> 00:56:25,415 oh, Romeo says hi. - Hi Romeo. Where's Juliet? 888 00:56:25,541 --> 00:56:26,624 ln my room. 889 00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:27,790 But don't worry Romeo. 890 00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:30,999 Nothing will happen between us in your absence. 891 00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:34,165 l don't think he's listening to you. He's checking me out. 892 00:56:34,291 --> 00:56:36,915 l was afraid of that. oi! Behave yourself. 893 00:56:37,041 --> 00:56:40,999 lf Romeo misbehaves with me, it's going to be your fault. 894 00:56:41,125 --> 00:56:44,499 Come on Romeo, let's get to know each other. Say good night to Nick. 895 00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:45,999 Are you sleeping? 896 00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:48,499 l've got to go to the radio station in the morning. 897 00:56:48,625 --> 00:56:51,915 oh, Okay, l'll clear this up. 898 00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:53,790 Let it be. We'll clear up in the morning. 899 00:56:58,208 --> 00:56:59,915 Let me guess, if we don't clean up now,.. 900 00:57:00,041 --> 00:57:01,874 ..you won't be able to sleep all night? 901 00:57:02,041 --> 00:57:03,207 No, no, nothing like that. 902 00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:04,624 We'll do it in the morning. 903 00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:07,457 Where are you going? 904 00:57:07,583 --> 00:57:11,082 lf you can tolerate my pizza, l can definitely tolerate cleaning up. 905 00:57:13,916 --> 00:57:16,374 My sister got married when she was eighteen. 906 00:57:16,791 --> 00:57:19,999 By the time she was my age, she had two kids. 907 00:57:20,916 --> 00:57:25,374 l saw her life.. housework, cooking, looking after the kids. 908 00:57:27,125 --> 00:57:31,082 Weren't you being forced to marry? - Of course.. you've graduated now.. 909 00:57:31,208 --> 00:57:34,165 all the nice boys will get married.. it's our last responsibility. 910 00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:35,999 l got all of that. 911 00:57:36,291 --> 00:57:38,999 You fought with them and came here? - Yes. 912 00:57:39,541 --> 00:57:42,582 Four years ago. Dad was very angry. 913 00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:47,207 l think Mom understands, but she doesn't have the courage to speak out 914 00:57:49,291 --> 00:57:54,457 Do you talk to them? - Mom calls me on the sly sometimes. 915 00:57:55,041 --> 00:57:57,290 But l haven't heard Dad's voice in four years. 916 00:57:58,125 --> 00:58:01,457 l've got only one life Nick. l want to live it for myself. 917 00:58:01,875 --> 00:58:04,332 Believe me, l understand. 918 00:58:05,791 --> 00:58:08,832 Done. Can l go to sleep now? - Sure. 919 00:58:16,791 --> 00:58:18,874 l hope at least some of our habits match. 920 00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:20,290 They will. 921 00:58:20,583 --> 00:58:22,499 l can't believe you don't like pizza. 922 00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:25,624 l like pizza. Sometimes. 923 00:58:31,541 --> 00:58:33,999 Good night. 924 00:58:49,625 --> 00:58:51,457 You don't need to latch the door. 925 00:58:52,041 --> 00:58:54,457 lf l didn't trust you, l wouldn't have agreed to live with you. 926 00:58:56,791 --> 00:58:59,207 Good night. 927 00:59:10,208 --> 00:59:11,582 Keep it low. 928 00:59:11,708 --> 00:59:13,374 You'll wake up Crocodile Dundee. 929 00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:15,999 l swear. What a guy! 930 00:59:16,416 --> 00:59:18,665 And that strange girl who stays with him. 931 00:59:18,791 --> 00:59:19,874 What's that? 932 00:59:20,041 --> 00:59:20,999 Sorry? 933 00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:22,749 Exactly. 934 00:59:24,875 --> 00:59:28,832 l still think l love you. 935 00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:30,582 Tell me in the morning. 936 00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:48,040 Stop staring. 937 00:59:48,166 --> 00:59:49,207 Sorry. 938 00:59:50,458 --> 00:59:54,082 How come you're up so early? - Thanks to a whole lot of alarms. 939 00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:55,249 Why? 940 00:59:55,375 --> 00:59:57,582 So that l could see you go from the bathroom to the bedroom. 941 00:59:58,250 --> 00:59:59,832 Right. 942 01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:01,457 You know something.. 943 01:00:03,041 --> 01:00:04,540 you look beautiful. 944 01:00:04,666 --> 01:00:05,832 Thank you. 945 01:00:06,875 --> 01:00:08,374 And you smell great. 946 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:13,082 Thank you. Now l'm shy, and l'm going to go to my room. 947 01:00:13,208 --> 01:00:14,374 Listen. 948 01:00:15,625 --> 01:00:16,999 Have you got ten minutes? 949 01:00:18,166 --> 01:00:19,415 Why? 950 01:00:19,541 --> 01:00:22,374 Tell me. Just ten minutes? 951 01:00:25,541 --> 01:00:26,624 Yes. 952 01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:28,457 Good. Come with me. 953 01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:31,749 l can't believe you woke up specially to make me breakfast. 954 01:00:31,875 --> 01:00:34,999 Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. 955 01:00:35,916 --> 01:00:38,499 You'll eat a proper breakfast every day now. 956 01:00:39,041 --> 01:00:40,124 Think about it. 957 01:00:40,250 --> 01:00:43,290 You'll have to get up early every morning. - l'll get used to it. 958 01:00:46,916 --> 01:00:47,999 oh god l'm really late. 959 01:00:48,125 --> 01:00:49,332 Wait. 960 01:00:50,541 --> 01:00:51,999 Have you got ten seconds? 961 01:00:55,208 --> 01:00:56,999 l've got to go. Bye! 962 01:00:59,666 --> 01:01:01,249 Frustrated yet smiling. 963 01:01:09,375 --> 01:01:11,999 l just don't understand women, yaar! 964 01:01:12,125 --> 01:01:14,999 l mean, if you don't want an answer then why ask the question? 965 01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:17,540 lt's unbelievable, yaar! Thrice, thrice l told her. 966 01:01:17,666 --> 01:01:20,749 No, you haven't put on weight! And then she started up again. 967 01:01:20,875 --> 01:01:23,207 Say swear, say swear. So l said.. 968 01:01:23,333 --> 01:01:24,790 lt's okay if you've put on a couple of kilos. 969 01:01:24,916 --> 01:01:25,999 Doesn't make a difference to me. 970 01:01:26,125 --> 01:01:28,374 oh! Wrong answer! - l know, l know 971 01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:29,790 That's where the whole fight began. 972 01:01:29,916 --> 01:01:32,249 And then our families got involved. - How? 973 01:01:32,375 --> 01:01:35,249 We started abusing each other's families.- What? 974 01:01:35,375 --> 01:01:38,499 And you won't believe what she did after that. 975 01:01:38,625 --> 01:01:40,790 She bloody started throwing biscuits at me, yaar. 976 01:01:40,916 --> 01:01:43,707 And not the whole packet. She was throwing them one by one.. 977 01:01:43,833 --> 01:01:46,040 aiming each one at me! - Crap! So what did you do? 978 01:01:46,166 --> 01:01:49,290 Ate them all. She kept throwing and l kept eating. 979 01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:50,582 What? 980 01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:53,790 l know it sounds funny. 981 01:01:53,916 --> 01:01:55,790 When you're angry it all makes sense. 982 01:01:55,916 --> 01:01:58,332 Then? - Then, she ran out of biscuits. 983 01:01:58,458 --> 01:01:59,540 And began crying. 984 01:01:59,666 --> 01:02:01,957 l want to go to my mom's house, l don't love you.. 985 01:02:02,041 --> 01:02:03,749 ..l don't want to be here 986 01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:07,040 So l thought it's Thursday night, boys' night out, let her go. 987 01:02:07,166 --> 01:02:09,832 l'll apologise tomorrow. Besides, what would she do here anyway? 988 01:02:10,750 --> 01:02:12,415 You should've called her. 989 01:02:13,416 --> 01:02:17,374 Nick! Boys' night out! You and me are boys! 990 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:20,707 And l'm married to Cathy. l know, she's not a boy. 991 01:02:20,833 --> 01:02:22,165 Hi boys 992 01:02:22,291 --> 01:02:25,999 Hi. What are you doing here? 993 01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:28,915 Why? Nick asked me. 994 01:02:30,041 --> 01:02:33,457 Boys' night out, yaar! - She was at Simone's, round the corner. 995 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:35,374 l said we'll go home together. 996 01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:37,332 Why? ls there a problem? 997 01:02:37,458 --> 01:02:39,374 No. - No, no problem at all, just that.. 998 01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:40,999 if l'd known you'd be here,.. 999 01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:43,499 ..l'd have called Cathy as well for the boy's night out 1000 01:02:44,416 --> 01:02:47,999 How was your day? - College was bad. 1001 01:02:48,083 --> 01:02:49,957 You want some sushi? - No thanks. 1002 01:02:50,041 --> 01:02:51,999 Listen, have l put on weight? 1003 01:02:52,125 --> 01:02:57,457 Put on? l think you need to gain a few kilos. 1004 01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:58,915 Really? 1005 01:03:02,666 --> 01:03:04,249 The goods mornings. 1006 01:03:05,625 --> 01:03:06,832 Goods morning. 1007 01:03:06,958 --> 01:03:08,999 l likes. 1008 01:03:09,041 --> 01:03:11,207 You're learning how to speak correct English. 1009 01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:19,290 When in the Rome, do the Romans. By way, where the goings? 1010 01:03:19,416 --> 01:03:20,582 l'm going to work. 1011 01:03:20,708 --> 01:03:23,915 Damn goods you work. 1012 01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:26,874 l like working women a lot. 1013 01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:32,040 Babes, what l always say about woman-working? 1014 01:03:32,541 --> 01:03:34,832 Sorry? - Exactly. 1015 01:03:36,833 --> 01:03:39,874 You miss the spots there. 1016 01:03:40,041 --> 01:03:41,249 Sorry? 1017 01:03:41,375 --> 01:03:45,540 Sorry, sorry! You missed the bloody spots there. 1018 01:03:45,666 --> 01:03:49,874 You are wanting the Dundee daddies to give you spanking on your bums? 1019 01:03:52,125 --> 01:03:57,874 Ghost of the kicks not listening to talks. 1020 01:04:00,166 --> 01:04:02,874 So where's the husbands? 1021 01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:09,332 Sorry? - Exactly. Your husbands. The Nicks. 1022 01:04:09,458 --> 01:04:12,124 oh, the Nicks. He's sleeping. 1023 01:04:13,041 --> 01:04:16,790 Wife working, husband jerking. 1024 01:04:17,666 --> 01:04:18,999 Sleeping. 1025 01:04:19,708 --> 01:04:21,040 Same to same 1026 01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:23,499 okay, l'm running late for work. 1027 01:04:23,625 --> 01:04:24,999 Have a good day. 1028 01:04:25,333 --> 01:04:27,999 l never play. 1029 01:04:28,291 --> 01:04:29,832 Husbands..? 1030 01:04:30,708 --> 01:04:34,957 Amby! Hey, Amby.. - Yes my dear Jignesh? 1031 01:04:35,041 --> 01:04:37,165 What are you doing? Let's watch a movie. 1032 01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:39,790 Sorry, l've got to meet Nick. - Hello! 1033 01:04:39,916 --> 01:04:42,165 Ever since this Nikhil Arora has entered your life.. 1034 01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:45,665 But seriously, take some time out for your friends. 1035 01:04:45,791 --> 01:04:48,290 oh, oh my god l'm late. Must be Nick. 1036 01:04:49,291 --> 01:04:51,165 Hey Nick. - Who's this? 1037 01:04:51,291 --> 01:04:52,665 This, my dear man, is Jignesh. 1038 01:04:52,791 --> 01:04:54,624 Where's Amby? - She's right here. 1039 01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:57,790 And if you don't mind may she watch a movie with me, please? 1040 01:04:57,916 --> 01:05:00,374 lt's her life. Why should l mind? 1041 01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:03,290 Hey Nick. Don't listen to him, l'm coming. 1042 01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:07,790 No listen, that's why l called. l won't be able to make it. 1043 01:05:08,541 --> 01:05:10,790 l've got to make the provisions list for this month with Dheka. 1044 01:05:11,166 --> 01:05:15,082 You carry on with Jignesh. - No, no. l've got to shop for the house. 1045 01:05:15,250 --> 01:05:17,082 l'll see you at home. - l'll be late. 1046 01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:18,415 l'll be waiting. 1047 01:05:49,625 --> 01:05:52,457 oh! Jesus Christ! 1048 01:05:54,041 --> 01:05:57,249 l thought you'd be asleep by now. - Not before you come home. 1049 01:05:57,916 --> 01:06:00,207 l'll be late every night. - l'll get used to it. 1050 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:04,290 Hey, the house looks amazing. - Thanks. 1051 01:06:04,791 --> 01:06:06,582 You did all this in one day? 1052 01:06:09,458 --> 01:06:11,915 Aren't the curtains too silky-satiny? 1053 01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:16,999 And what are these candles for? We never have power cuts here 1054 01:06:17,083 --> 01:06:19,040 You aren't even slightly romantic 1055 01:06:20,750 --> 01:06:21,999 That's worse! 1056 01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:24,707 Shut up. l love these candles. Smell them. 1057 01:06:24,875 --> 01:06:27,582 What? - Smell them. They're scented candles. 1058 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:31,624 Sorry. 1059 01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:33,624 You don't like anything, do you? 1060 01:06:33,791 --> 01:06:35,374 No! l love it. 1061 01:06:36,041 --> 01:06:37,374 Difference number three. 1062 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:46,040 Hello? Hey Ron! 1063 01:06:46,458 --> 01:06:47,624 Hi Cathy. 1064 01:06:48,791 --> 01:06:49,874 What? 1065 01:06:50,041 --> 01:06:51,040 That's great news! 1066 01:06:51,166 --> 01:06:52,457 Are you mad? 1067 01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:54,832 Wow! When did you find out? 1068 01:06:54,958 --> 01:06:55,999 What was the bloody hurry? 1069 01:06:56,125 --> 01:06:58,165 What do you mean it just happened? Haven't you heard of protection? 1070 01:06:58,291 --> 01:06:59,874 oh Cathy, l'm so happy for you. 1071 01:07:00,041 --> 01:07:01,624 You don't know what you're getting into,.. 1072 01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:04,249 ..staying up nights, changing diapers. 1073 01:07:04,375 --> 01:07:05,582 And, and.. 1074 01:07:05,708 --> 01:07:08,915 l know! Seeing them walk for the first time, hearing them speak. 1075 01:07:09,041 --> 01:07:11,582 Ron! Your life's over. 1076 01:07:11,708 --> 01:07:14,124 oh Cathy, this is such a bright new chapter. 1077 01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:16,582 l'm going to come and see you in the evening. okay? Bye! 1078 01:07:16,750 --> 01:07:19,749 l have no words, Ron. No, l have no words. 1079 01:07:22,333 --> 01:07:23,540 Nick! 1080 01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:26,749 oh shit! 1081 01:07:26,875 --> 01:07:29,290 No, no it's fine. ls it bleeding? 1082 01:07:29,583 --> 01:07:31,082 Yes. 1083 01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:32,999 oh, damn it. 1084 01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:34,665 Let me take a look. 1085 01:07:34,791 --> 01:07:36,540 No, no, it's all right. - lt's not all right Nick. 1086 01:07:36,666 --> 01:07:38,124 lt's a really bad cut. You need to see a doctor. 1087 01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:40,332 No! No doctors! Trust me. 1088 01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:42,540 lt's fine. - Nick, you may need stitches. 1089 01:07:42,708 --> 01:07:45,165 lt's really bad. - Stitches? No, no, no stitches. 1090 01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:47,165 Listen, l know my system. lt's all right. 1091 01:07:47,333 --> 01:07:50,624 Stop all that! - Nick, stop being difficult.-You need a doctor. 1092 01:07:50,791 --> 01:07:54,415 No, No doctor please! Okay? l don't like hospitals and doctors. 1093 01:07:54,541 --> 01:07:55,999 l am a doctor! 1094 01:07:57,708 --> 01:07:58,790 Stop moving. 1095 01:07:58,916 --> 01:08:00,874 lt'll burn! - lt won't 1096 01:08:01,041 --> 01:08:03,540 lt will burn. - You won't even know when it happens. 1097 01:08:03,666 --> 01:08:04,832 Right. 1098 01:08:05,041 --> 01:08:07,499 okay shut your eyes and think of something nice. 1099 01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:11,499 Like? - Like anything.. something you like. 1100 01:08:12,041 --> 01:08:14,540 lmagine me, in a towel.. 1101 01:08:16,041 --> 01:08:18,874 just coming out of the shower 1102 01:08:19,458 --> 01:08:20,540 Yes. 1103 01:08:20,666 --> 01:08:22,207 My hair is wet. 1104 01:08:22,666 --> 01:08:23,790 Yes. 1105 01:08:23,916 --> 01:08:26,415 The water is dripping on the carpet. 1106 01:08:26,541 --> 01:08:28,290 Not on my carpet. 1107 01:08:29,125 --> 01:08:30,874 You come close to me.. 1108 01:08:33,166 --> 01:08:34,582 very close. 1109 01:08:36,708 --> 01:08:37,790 And.. 1110 01:08:37,916 --> 01:08:39,082 And? 1111 01:08:39,583 --> 01:08:41,415 And..-And? 1112 01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:43,415 And.. 1113 01:08:43,541 --> 01:08:44,749 And? 1114 01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:47,207 And.. it's done 1115 01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:50,707 lt's done - lt's done? 1116 01:08:51,958 --> 01:08:54,082 Hey, finish the story. 1117 01:08:56,250 --> 01:08:57,457 Come on. 1118 01:09:00,125 --> 01:09:01,290 You come closer to me. 1119 01:09:01,541 --> 01:09:02,665 And? 1120 01:09:02,833 --> 01:09:04,165 Closer. 1121 01:09:36,041 --> 01:09:40,999 Always, her feet are in the clouds. 1122 01:09:41,125 --> 01:09:46,415 Always, her eyes stare me down. 1123 01:09:46,833 --> 01:09:49,415 Always, her anger is frost. 1124 01:09:49,541 --> 01:09:51,999 Always, the fire in her eyes. 1125 01:09:52,166 --> 01:09:53,499 Always, in the midst of a fight.. 1126 01:09:53,666 --> 01:09:56,540 a mistaken smile and always.. 1127 01:09:56,791 --> 01:10:06,124 my heart goes hmmm. 1128 01:10:18,083 --> 01:10:23,082 Always when l talk, he's sleepy. 1129 01:10:23,291 --> 01:10:28,999 Always when he wakes, he's weepy. 1130 01:10:29,125 --> 01:10:34,082 Always he's stealing up behind me, always waking me out of reverie.. 1131 01:10:34,208 --> 01:10:38,707 taking me in his arms and falling all over himself and always.. 1132 01:10:38,833 --> 01:10:48,874 my heart goes hmmm. 1133 01:11:16,875 --> 01:11:21,665 Yes, she's only telling me no. 1134 01:11:22,291 --> 01:11:26,749 Yes, she's only giving me attitude. 1135 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:32,249 Yes, she's only a little pigheaded. 1136 01:11:32,708 --> 01:11:37,082 Yes, she's only got no brains.. 1137 01:11:38,083 --> 01:11:48,165 always on the wrong side of the road always brushing my wrong side.. 1138 01:11:48,291 --> 01:11:53,374 always never giving me time, never being reasonable. 1139 01:11:53,541 --> 01:11:58,082 but never failing to wait for me and always.. 1140 01:11:58,208 --> 01:12:07,915 my heart goes hmmm. 1141 01:12:36,083 --> 01:12:40,707 Cry-baby at the movies. 1142 01:12:41,250 --> 01:12:45,999 Mouth agape in dreams. 1143 01:12:46,583 --> 01:12:51,749 So stupid at times.. 1144 01:12:51,916 --> 01:12:56,374 he deserves a thrashing.. 1145 01:12:57,250 --> 01:13:02,249 for never meaning whatever he says. 1146 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:07,249 Furniture's in the clod's way, he's battling drapes every day. 1147 01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:12,499 when it's his turn for vacuuming, a disaster is brewing. 1148 01:13:12,666 --> 01:13:17,124 He ends winded and falling asleep, but he's why.. 1149 01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:26,707 my heart goes hmmm. 1150 01:14:11,041 --> 01:14:16,124 Somewhat different. 1151 01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:20,915 sometimes wrong. 1152 01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:26,249 Somewhat strange. 1153 01:14:26,541 --> 01:14:31,582 sometimes errant. 1154 01:14:32,333 --> 01:14:36,999 She's like what l never imagined. 1155 01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:42,207 He's just like whatever l dreamt. 1156 01:14:42,333 --> 01:14:44,790 ls that why l feel like he's mine? 1157 01:14:44,916 --> 01:14:47,374 ls she a dream? 1158 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:51,999 oh how l wish he won't vanish, because.. 1159 01:14:52,125 --> 01:15:01,624 my heart goes hmmm. 1160 01:16:20,791 --> 01:16:24,207 Hey.. hey what's wrong? 1161 01:16:26,208 --> 01:16:29,832 Amby.. what's this? 1162 01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:33,040 Amby, please, talk to me. 1163 01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:34,790 What happened? 1164 01:16:35,208 --> 01:16:36,457 l'm pregnant. 1165 01:16:36,583 --> 01:16:37,790 What? 1166 01:16:38,333 --> 01:16:39,582 l'm pregnant. 1167 01:16:40,250 --> 01:16:42,999 What? Are you sure? 1168 01:16:44,541 --> 01:16:45,749 Completely sure? 1169 01:16:46,916 --> 01:16:49,790 Yes. l took the test twice. lt was positive both times. 1170 01:16:50,208 --> 01:16:53,999 oh crap! 1171 01:16:55,416 --> 01:16:56,707 How could you do this? 1172 01:16:57,708 --> 01:16:58,999 How could l do this? 1173 01:16:59,083 --> 01:17:00,332 l mean, how did this happen? 1174 01:17:00,791 --> 01:17:02,082 We always use protection. 1175 01:17:02,333 --> 01:17:03,624 l know.. - Then? 1176 01:17:03,791 --> 01:17:04,999 Then what, Nick? 1177 01:17:05,250 --> 01:17:07,415 You know that protection's not always hundred percent. 1178 01:17:07,541 --> 01:17:09,999 Then why are you asking me? - Sorry. 1179 01:17:12,625 --> 01:17:13,790 Get rid of it. 1180 01:17:14,375 --> 01:17:16,040 What? - Get rid of it. 1181 01:17:16,291 --> 01:17:18,499 You don't want this kid! l don't want it. 1182 01:17:19,041 --> 01:17:20,249 Let's kill it. 1183 01:17:22,833 --> 01:17:28,540 The word is abortion, Nick. We need an abortion. Don't say kill it. 1184 01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:30,707 What difference does it make what we call it? 1185 01:17:30,833 --> 01:17:35,790 We've got to do what has to be done! Let's go now. l'll come with you. 1186 01:17:48,041 --> 01:17:49,165 l'll stay here. 1187 01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:52,290 You won't come with me? 1188 01:17:53,583 --> 01:17:56,749 Amby, you know me. Hospitals and doctors and.. 1189 01:17:57,125 --> 01:17:58,332 Fine. 1190 01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:04,624 Come. 1191 01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:05,999 Hello Mrs Winters. 1192 01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:08,415 We feeling good today? 1193 01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:10,415 Excellent. 1194 01:18:10,541 --> 01:18:12,582 This is Ambar Malhotra, a student of mine. 1195 01:18:13,083 --> 01:18:14,457 Ambar, sit. 1196 01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:16,415 lt's fascinating to watch, you know. 1197 01:18:16,958 --> 01:18:18,207 Excuse me. 1198 01:18:22,291 --> 01:18:25,999 After five months your baby responds to voices. 1199 01:18:26,416 --> 01:18:29,040 Look.. he's responding to us! 1200 01:18:31,541 --> 01:18:34,332 There, you see the hands taking shape. 1201 01:18:34,958 --> 01:18:37,832 You don't see the legs because the body's in the way. 1202 01:18:38,041 --> 01:18:41,040 But l'm sure you can feel the legs - Oh yes, she can kick. 1203 01:18:41,208 --> 01:18:46,207 lt could be a he. -lt's a she. l know it. l can just feel it. 1204 01:18:46,708 --> 01:18:49,999 And just there, you can see the baby's heart beating. 1205 01:18:50,041 --> 01:18:53,624 She's so beautiful. Oh god, l think l'm going to cry. 1206 01:18:55,625 --> 01:18:58,165 Judy, everything all right? - Everything's perfect. 1207 01:18:58,583 --> 01:19:02,957 Mrs Winters, l'll send your reports. - Okay great! Thank you.-Welcome. 1208 01:19:03,041 --> 01:19:07,082 Are we going now? - Yes. Bye-bye. 1209 01:19:08,666 --> 01:19:12,749 lt's been 20 years, and yet every time l see a new life.. 1210 01:19:12,958 --> 01:19:14,499 ..l still feel the same. 1211 01:19:15,416 --> 01:19:17,374 Life giving birth to life. 1212 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,624 lt really is amazing. 1213 01:19:20,875 --> 01:19:23,415 But when it's conceived, it isn't a new life.. 1214 01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:26,290 ..it's just a part of your body. 1215 01:19:26,541 --> 01:19:28,499 Well, that's depends on your viewpoint. 1216 01:19:28,750 --> 01:19:32,707 l believe that it's a new life from the moment of conception. 1217 01:19:33,375 --> 01:19:35,040 But maybe, l'm old-fashioned. 1218 01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:36,999 So, tell me, how come you're here? 1219 01:19:37,958 --> 01:19:39,249 l'm pregnant. 1220 01:19:39,916 --> 01:19:42,749 Wow! Congratulations. l didn't know you were married. 1221 01:19:44,583 --> 01:19:45,999 l need an abortion. 1222 01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,290 Don't worry, Ambar. 1223 01:19:56,916 --> 01:19:59,999 With laser technology, you won't even feel the pain. 1224 01:20:01,166 --> 01:20:03,415 lt'll all be done in 15 minutes. 1225 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,957 Just relax, okay? 1226 01:20:27,958 --> 01:20:33,207 Nick? Where are we going? - Home. Why? Do you have some work? 1227 01:20:34,625 --> 01:20:36,457 l think you should rest today 1228 01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:39,249 No. 1229 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:43,790 l mean us. The two of us. Where are we going? 1230 01:20:44,125 --> 01:20:46,374 l.. l don't understand. 1231 01:20:47,250 --> 01:20:49,207 Three months ago l met a guy. 1232 01:20:50,291 --> 01:20:52,082 Before l met him, l detested him. 1233 01:20:53,041 --> 01:20:57,832 Then l met him and l took a liking and we started living together. 1234 01:20:59,041 --> 01:21:03,874 And now, now l love him. - l hope you're talking about me. 1235 01:21:08,541 --> 01:21:11,749 l love you too Amby. You know that. 1236 01:21:13,166 --> 01:21:15,790 So now what? What happens now? 1237 01:21:17,041 --> 01:21:19,207 l don't know. l haven't thought about it. 1238 01:21:19,791 --> 01:21:23,249 l guess, with time we'll both realise what we want. 1239 01:21:25,708 --> 01:21:27,874 How much time? - What do you mean? 1240 01:21:28,625 --> 01:21:30,832 Nick, we started living together for a reason.. 1241 01:21:31,041 --> 01:21:33,874 to get to know, to understand each other. 1242 01:21:34,458 --> 01:21:36,874 This wasn't a relationship, it was the beginning of one, right? 1243 01:21:37,458 --> 01:21:38,499 Right. 1244 01:21:38,625 --> 01:21:42,040 So we made a beginning, and l think it's a very good begning. 1245 01:21:42,583 --> 01:21:44,874 l like being with you. You like being with me. 1246 01:21:45,583 --> 01:21:47,999 So shouldn't we think about this relationship now? 1247 01:21:48,208 --> 01:21:49,832 Don't tell me you're talking about marriage? 1248 01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:53,040 Are you? 1249 01:21:53,583 --> 01:21:54,707 l don't know. 1250 01:21:56,375 --> 01:22:00,124 Amby, you're the one who said that you're not ready for marriage.. 1251 01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:02,332 that you can't even think about it now. 1252 01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:04,707 Yes. l couldn't think of marriage then. 1253 01:22:05,458 --> 01:22:10,207 l didn't know what l wanted from life. But now l know. 1254 01:22:10,333 --> 01:22:11,415 What do you know? 1255 01:22:12,791 --> 01:22:15,040 That l want to be with you for the rest of my life. 1256 01:22:16,625 --> 01:22:22,124 Ambar, l like living with you too. And we are living together. 1257 01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:23,832 Then why..? 1258 01:22:24,208 --> 01:22:25,290 Because l love you. 1259 01:22:25,958 --> 01:22:28,665 And maybe l want the right to have a say in your life.. 1260 01:22:29,458 --> 01:22:31,790 and l want to give you that right too. 1261 01:22:32,166 --> 01:22:34,415 Do you still think we don't know each other? 1262 01:22:36,750 --> 01:22:39,165 Why are we afraid of giving this relationship a name, Nick? 1263 01:22:39,291 --> 01:22:42,290 Amby, listen to me. This will complicate everything. 1264 01:22:43,166 --> 01:22:46,207 Please don't ruin this. 1265 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,290 You've just been through a major trauma. 1266 01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:52,874 l know this was not easy for you. 1267 01:22:53,333 --> 01:22:55,749 Just let it be for a few days and.. 1268 01:22:55,875 --> 01:22:57,207 l didn't get the abortion done. 1269 01:22:57,833 --> 01:22:58,915 What? 1270 01:23:02,083 --> 01:23:06,582 And then l saw the hands and the beating of the heart. 1271 01:23:07,791 --> 01:23:09,207 lt was a life Nick.. 1272 01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:14,290 living inside that woman, a life now inside me. 1273 01:23:17,041 --> 01:23:18,332 l can't destroy it. 1274 01:23:19,333 --> 01:23:21,832 What the.. listen to yourself. 1275 01:23:21,958 --> 01:23:24,749 What are you saying? You have a life! 1276 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,832 Your studies, your work, us damn it! 1277 01:23:29,083 --> 01:23:31,332 You want to give it all up just for the sake of a child? 1278 01:23:31,875 --> 01:23:37,415 No Nick. l didn't want this. l'm scared too. 1279 01:23:39,041 --> 01:23:40,124 But l can't kill it. 1280 01:23:40,250 --> 01:23:41,499 The word is abortion! 1281 01:23:46,833 --> 01:23:47,915 Amby, listen to me. 1282 01:23:49,125 --> 01:23:50,874 You're ruining both our lives. 1283 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:53,499 Please, don't do this. 1284 01:23:55,041 --> 01:23:56,374 l need time to think this over. 1285 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:02,582 This is not just your decision you know. lt's my life as well. 1286 01:24:02,958 --> 01:24:04,374 And l don't want this kid. 1287 01:24:05,125 --> 01:24:07,665 l know. - And this doesn't make any difference to you? 1288 01:24:09,291 --> 01:24:11,707 Nick, do you love me? 1289 01:24:11,833 --> 01:24:13,165 What difference does it make, Ambar? 1290 01:24:13,458 --> 01:24:15,249 What difference does it make how much l love you.. 1291 01:24:15,375 --> 01:24:16,749 ..and how much you love me! 1292 01:24:17,083 --> 01:24:18,915 l can't give you the proof that you're asking for. 1293 01:24:19,375 --> 01:24:20,790 l don't want to get married. 1294 01:24:21,083 --> 01:24:22,499 l don't want this kid. 1295 01:24:22,875 --> 01:24:24,915 No matter how many times you ask me, nothing's going to change. 1296 01:24:26,958 --> 01:24:27,999 You're right. 1297 01:24:28,333 --> 01:24:30,082 We still haven't understood each other. 1298 01:24:30,208 --> 01:24:34,124 Yes! We're far from understanding! Because l thought.. 1299 01:24:34,250 --> 01:24:36,082 l was with a sensible, intelligent girl 1300 01:24:36,208 --> 01:24:38,415 who'll live life to the fullest with me. 1301 01:24:38,541 --> 01:24:39,790 l'm sorry you were inconvenienced. 1302 01:24:39,916 --> 01:24:40,999 oh go to hell. 1303 01:24:42,416 --> 01:24:45,415 You know what, l'm glad we decided to live together first. 1304 01:24:46,041 --> 01:24:47,999 Because right now all l can think.. 1305 01:24:48,791 --> 01:24:50,332 ..thank god we didn't get married. 1306 01:24:55,833 --> 01:24:57,249 Now you listen to me. 1307 01:24:57,833 --> 01:24:59,707 You have absolutely no responsibility.. 1308 01:24:59,791 --> 01:25:01,290 ..towards me and this baby. 1309 01:25:02,291 --> 01:25:05,040 You want to be free, you're free. 1310 01:25:06,291 --> 01:25:08,749 l'll decide what l have to do now. 1311 01:25:21,791 --> 01:25:24,999 one more thing. You once asked me a question.. 1312 01:25:25,750 --> 01:25:27,707 about whether l'd ask myself ten years on 1313 01:25:28,041 --> 01:25:30,207 why l didn't give Nick and Ambar a chance. 1314 01:25:31,416 --> 01:25:32,957 And the answer is yes, l would ask myself that. 1315 01:25:33,625 --> 01:25:35,499 l'm glad l gave us this chance. 1316 01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:38,957 Now l will never regret having lost something. 1317 01:25:40,041 --> 01:25:43,999 l'm glad l discovered that there was nothing to lose anyway. 1318 01:26:24,416 --> 01:26:25,457 Give him some time. 1319 01:26:25,583 --> 01:26:26,832 l'm sure he'll feel differently. 1320 01:26:26,958 --> 01:26:29,457 Feel differently? The hell he'll feel differently. 1321 01:26:30,041 --> 01:26:32,957 Don't you Cathy me! Ron, all you guys are all the same. 1322 01:26:33,041 --> 01:26:34,124 But what did l do? 1323 01:26:34,250 --> 01:26:36,790 The same, all of you! Wimps, cowards. 1324 01:26:36,916 --> 01:26:38,582 Everything's fine while it's fun and games. 1325 01:26:38,708 --> 01:26:41,374 Everyone's laughing, everyone's having fun, taking it easy. 1326 01:26:41,500 --> 01:26:43,165 Then, the minute that it comes the time to 1327 01:26:43,291 --> 01:26:45,040 take just a little bit of responsibility. 1328 01:26:45,166 --> 01:26:48,124 what do you do? You run. - But did l run? 1329 01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:51,249 Tell me, did l run? - Oh you want to run, don't you? 1330 01:26:51,375 --> 01:26:53,999 You want to run right out that door, because we don't need you. 1331 01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:55,165 You know that, don't you? 1332 01:26:55,291 --> 01:26:57,124 Frankly, l think we're better off without you. 1333 01:26:57,250 --> 01:26:58,915 But.. what did l do? 1334 01:26:59,041 --> 01:27:01,749 oh, your friend! Your best friend! 1335 01:27:01,875 --> 01:27:03,749 Look what he's done to my best friend. 1336 01:27:04,041 --> 01:27:05,082 l'll talk to him. 1337 01:27:05,208 --> 01:27:07,582 No, you won't say anything to him. 1338 01:27:07,875 --> 01:27:09,207 Then what will you do, Ambar? 1339 01:27:09,333 --> 01:27:11,499 Will you bloody well speak English? 1340 01:27:11,625 --> 01:27:13,999 Darling, l was just asking her what she's going to do. 1341 01:27:14,125 --> 01:27:15,832 where she's going to stay.. - What do you mean where she'll stay. 1342 01:27:15,958 --> 01:27:19,040 She'll stay with us of course! How dare you even ask that question? 1343 01:27:19,166 --> 01:27:21,707 She's got nowhere else to go. You know what's going on here, do you? 1344 01:27:21,833 --> 01:27:24,915 You'll stay with us, right? - l've no problem, she can stay here. 1345 01:27:25,041 --> 01:27:26,582 Ambar, you can stay here as long as you like. 1346 01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:30,082 No. - No? Then what are you going to do? 1347 01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,124 l've paid half the rent for this house. 1348 01:27:53,458 --> 01:27:54,707 So, for the next eight months.. 1349 01:27:54,833 --> 01:27:56,207 ..this is as much my house as it's yours. 1350 01:27:56,458 --> 01:27:57,582 So l'm not going anywhere. 1351 01:27:58,125 --> 01:27:59,582 From now on, l'll live in my room. 1352 01:28:00,083 --> 01:28:01,790 lf you have a problem, you're free to go. 1353 01:28:05,291 --> 01:28:07,332 Let's just try not to get into each other's faces. 1354 01:28:07,875 --> 01:28:11,165 Please don't keep reminding me that you live here too. Okay? 1355 01:28:12,250 --> 01:28:13,332 okay. 1356 01:28:24,875 --> 01:28:27,165 So now what? - Nothing. 1357 01:28:27,708 --> 01:28:30,915 We like each other but we want different things from life. 1358 01:28:32,041 --> 01:28:33,124 So will you leave her? 1359 01:28:33,416 --> 01:28:34,999 Do l have a choice? - Of course you have a choice. 1360 01:28:35,125 --> 01:28:37,665 You can be with her for ever - But where the hell was l going, yaar? 1361 01:28:38,583 --> 01:28:40,999 l was with her, it's not like l was running away. 1362 01:28:41,625 --> 01:28:43,665 And if we'd stayed happy, l would have stayed with her. 1363 01:28:44,208 --> 01:28:46,457 So where the hell did this forever nonsense crop up from? 1364 01:28:48,083 --> 01:28:49,332 So you'll never marry? 1365 01:28:50,833 --> 01:28:52,957 Maybe. And you don't want kids either? 1366 01:28:53,041 --> 01:28:54,374 Definitely not. - Why? 1367 01:28:54,916 --> 01:28:56,040 Why what? Marriage or kids? 1368 01:28:56,166 --> 01:28:57,249 Marriage. 1369 01:28:58,916 --> 01:29:01,582 Ron, why do we stay with someone? 1370 01:29:02,041 --> 01:29:03,499 Because we want to be happy, right? 1371 01:29:03,833 --> 01:29:05,290 But what if we don't find happiness? 1372 01:29:05,833 --> 01:29:08,207 Will we let a piece of paper tell us Now live in misery.. 1373 01:29:08,333 --> 01:29:09,540 ..you are trapped. 1374 01:29:09,958 --> 01:29:11,790 You and two witnesses have signed off on. 1375 01:29:11,916 --> 01:29:13,332 a document with forever written on it 1376 01:29:13,458 --> 01:29:15,499 And now, you have to live unhappily ever after! 1377 01:29:15,791 --> 01:29:18,749 But why unhappy, Nick? - Because people change Ron. 1378 01:29:18,958 --> 01:29:19,999 Look at yourself. 1379 01:29:20,208 --> 01:29:22,999 You used to be happy, carefree.. 1380 01:29:23,125 --> 01:29:24,415 ..you'd hit on a girl whenever you saw one. 1381 01:29:24,541 --> 01:29:26,332 l liked you. And now.. 1382 01:29:26,708 --> 01:29:28,999 all you can talk about is how you and Cathy fight. 1383 01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:31,999 What the fight was about, how irrational she is. 1384 01:29:32,541 --> 01:29:36,749 That's all you say. - Untrue, we have good times together. 1385 01:29:36,875 --> 01:29:39,332 Yeah? When was the last time you looked good for her? 1386 01:29:40,333 --> 01:29:43,332 What do you mean? - l mean you put on your best clothes.. 1387 01:29:43,583 --> 01:29:45,707 took her out, candlelight, wine, romance..? 1388 01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:47,874 When was the last time you took Cathy on a date? 1389 01:29:48,708 --> 01:29:50,707 But who goes on a date after you're married? 1390 01:29:50,833 --> 01:29:54,124 Exactly! l want every day to be like a first date. 1391 01:29:54,458 --> 01:29:55,915 There was romance between Ambar and me. 1392 01:29:56,041 --> 01:29:59,457 We had laughter, joy.. because we lived together out of choice. 1393 01:29:59,833 --> 01:30:02,499 lt was perfect! - Life is not perfect, Nick. 1394 01:30:02,625 --> 01:30:04,082 our life was, Ron! 1395 01:30:04,875 --> 01:30:08,707 We loved to care for each other, she'd wait up for me at nights. 1396 01:30:08,833 --> 01:30:10,165 l'd wake up early in the mornings for her. 1397 01:30:11,708 --> 01:30:13,415 After marriage, everything changes. 1398 01:30:13,541 --> 01:30:15,249 We start taking each other for granted. 1399 01:30:15,458 --> 01:30:17,374 The same fights, the same misunderstandings. 1400 01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:19,707 Why do you come home so late? Why don't you wake up early? 1401 01:30:19,791 --> 01:30:20,832 Why do you have to go out with friends? 1402 01:30:20,958 --> 01:30:22,540 But all this can happen even without marriage, right? 1403 01:30:22,708 --> 01:30:23,749 That's it. 1404 01:30:24,583 --> 01:30:25,999 And that's when you know it's over. 1405 01:30:26,708 --> 01:30:31,832 And you should always have that freedom, to say that it's over. 1406 01:30:35,541 --> 01:30:36,665 Hi baby. 1407 01:30:38,041 --> 01:30:40,749 okay, but isn't there some other way? 1408 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:44,957 of course l understand. Of course l care about the baby. 1409 01:30:45,041 --> 01:30:48,957 of course l love you! No but.. can, can we think of something? 1410 01:30:50,208 --> 01:30:52,374 okay, all right. 1411 01:30:53,583 --> 01:30:54,665 l love you too. 1412 01:30:57,041 --> 01:30:58,124 What happened? 1413 01:30:59,541 --> 01:31:04,040 Cathy's saying that when the baby comes, Goofy can't stay with us. 1414 01:31:04,708 --> 01:31:05,707 Why? 1415 01:31:06,208 --> 01:31:10,749 She's just paranoid. Allergy from the fur or he might bite the baby.. 1416 01:31:11,250 --> 01:31:12,332 oh crap. 1417 01:31:13,416 --> 01:31:16,124 l hate this man. l love Goofy. 1418 01:31:17,458 --> 01:31:18,540 See what l mean? 1419 01:31:18,708 --> 01:31:21,332 Now it's all going to start. Do's and dont's.. 1420 01:31:21,458 --> 01:31:23,457 ..sacrifices, adjustments.. 1421 01:31:23,791 --> 01:31:24,874 So what? 1422 01:31:26,375 --> 01:31:28,915 Do it then. You're the one who's ready to play daddy. 1423 01:31:33,041 --> 01:31:34,124 Will you take Goofy in? 1424 01:31:35,708 --> 01:31:38,207 Are you going to cry? 1425 01:32:13,875 --> 01:32:15,540 Turn that thing down. 1426 01:32:19,250 --> 01:32:23,165 Will you please turn the tv off? - l can't sleep unless l watch tv. 1427 01:32:23,416 --> 01:32:25,832 Then keep the volume low. You don't live here alone. 1428 01:32:25,958 --> 01:32:27,582 oh really? l thought we weren't going to.. 1429 01:32:27,708 --> 01:32:28,915 ..remind each other about that? 1430 01:32:29,041 --> 01:32:31,665 That's right. And this idiotic volume in the middle of the night.. 1431 01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:34,999 keeps reminding me that you live here too, so..! 1432 01:32:46,041 --> 01:32:47,207 What the hell are you doing? 1433 01:32:47,875 --> 01:32:50,707 l paid for this tv. l'll watch it whenever l want, 1434 01:32:50,833 --> 01:32:52,124 at whatever volume l want. 1435 01:32:52,375 --> 01:32:54,749 So please, from now on, don't touch my tv. 1436 01:32:54,875 --> 01:32:55,957 Fine. 1437 01:32:59,333 --> 01:33:00,749 oh crap, what are you doing? 1438 01:33:00,875 --> 01:33:02,999 l pay the cable bill every month. 1439 01:33:03,125 --> 01:33:05,749 So please, don't attach it to your tv from now on. 1440 01:33:51,958 --> 01:33:52,999 Nick. 1441 01:33:55,916 --> 01:33:56,999 Damn it Nick, come out! 1442 01:33:59,041 --> 01:34:00,207 This is not your drawing room.. 1443 01:34:00,333 --> 01:34:01,457 ..where you can chill out over a newspaper. 1444 01:34:02,708 --> 01:34:04,082 Nick, how can you be so disgusting! 1445 01:34:04,208 --> 01:34:05,540 You're drinking milk in the loo! 1446 01:34:09,708 --> 01:34:12,707 Nikhil Arora, this is your last warning! Come out! 1447 01:34:12,833 --> 01:34:15,207 Nikhil.. right that's it! 1448 01:34:15,416 --> 01:34:17,957 There's no way l'm coming out now! Do whatever you want. 1449 01:34:31,708 --> 01:34:35,832 What is this? - l feel better when l smell this soap. 1450 01:34:35,958 --> 01:34:37,415 otherwise l'll throw up again. 1451 01:34:37,541 --> 01:34:40,540 This, you psycho! - A lesson to you. 1452 01:34:40,750 --> 01:34:42,749 Are you bloody crazy? 1453 01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:47,707 You threw up in my cap.. in my chef's cap..crap! 1454 01:34:48,166 --> 01:34:49,999 How could you? - What did you want me to do? 1455 01:34:50,166 --> 01:34:51,707 You build a bloody house in there. 1456 01:34:51,833 --> 01:34:52,874 Do you want me to break the door down? 1457 01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:55,165 But in my chef's cap? You're sick! 1458 01:34:55,291 --> 01:34:58,665 Yes you idiot! lt's morning sickness 1459 01:34:58,791 --> 01:35:01,499 An insensitive man like you can never understand this. 1460 01:35:01,625 --> 01:35:03,665 Why can't you comprehend such a small thing? 1461 01:35:03,916 --> 01:35:07,082 There is a pregnant girl living with you in this house. 1462 01:35:07,333 --> 01:35:10,457 Please, keep the bathroom free as far as possible. 1463 01:35:10,583 --> 01:35:12,707 Why the hell should l suffer if you want a kid? 1464 01:35:12,791 --> 01:35:14,124 Don't l need the bathroom? 1465 01:35:14,416 --> 01:35:17,040 You were reading the newspaper in there. - So? 1466 01:35:17,166 --> 01:35:18,665 Can't you come outside and read it? 1467 01:35:18,750 --> 01:35:21,124 No! l read the newspaper in the loo.. 1468 01:35:21,250 --> 01:35:22,665 it's my habit. - And the milk? 1469 01:35:22,750 --> 01:35:23,957 Do you have to drink that in there as well? - Yes. 1470 01:35:24,041 --> 01:35:25,749 otherwise, l don't get pressure in the mornings. 1471 01:35:28,625 --> 01:35:31,249 So you enjoy your pressure, and you enjoy your paper. 1472 01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:34,832 l swear, if l don't throw up in Juliet's bowl tomorrow, 1473 01:35:34,958 --> 01:35:35,999 you can change my name. 1474 01:35:36,125 --> 01:35:40,124 oh, you just try it, you just bloody try it. 1475 01:35:40,250 --> 01:35:43,665 You can't even imagine what l'll do to your room after that. 1476 01:35:43,750 --> 01:35:47,790 What'll you do, huh? What'll you do? - l..l don't know! 1477 01:35:47,916 --> 01:35:50,707 l haven't thought about it yet. But l'll definitely do something! 1478 01:35:51,208 --> 01:35:53,332 Look Nick, please try and understand. 1479 01:35:53,833 --> 01:35:56,207 There's a pregnant girl living with you in this house. 1480 01:35:56,458 --> 01:35:58,207 So please, keep the bathroom free. 1481 01:36:02,500 --> 01:36:05,707 okay. But on one condition. You have to wash this. 1482 01:36:17,083 --> 01:36:22,165 This. This is exactly why l don't trust lndians. 1483 01:36:24,125 --> 01:36:27,207 Babes, why l don't the trust lndians? 1484 01:36:27,541 --> 01:36:28,582 Sorry? 1485 01:36:28,875 --> 01:36:29,957 Exactly. 1486 01:36:30,041 --> 01:36:32,332 Listen, we don't want to live here. 1487 01:36:32,708 --> 01:36:36,082 So please return the remaining rent. 1488 01:36:36,875 --> 01:36:40,165 Can't do it buddy boy. Just can't do it. 1489 01:36:40,291 --> 01:36:43,874 You can keep one month's rent as notice. 1490 01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:45,290 But return the rest at least. 1491 01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:48,040 Why do you want to leave the house? - Personal reasons. 1492 01:36:48,166 --> 01:36:49,999 Then l can't return your money either. 1493 01:36:50,250 --> 01:36:51,332 Why? 1494 01:36:52,125 --> 01:36:53,415 Personal reasons. 1495 01:36:54,625 --> 01:36:59,707 Look, there's eight months left. Stay, have fun, have a good time. 1496 01:36:59,916 --> 01:37:02,374 After that, you can go wherever you want with your wife. 1497 01:37:04,958 --> 01:37:06,165 We lied to you. 1498 01:37:07,208 --> 01:37:10,540 Really? - We're not married. 1499 01:37:11,041 --> 01:37:14,207 Now you'll have to throw us out! - Why? 1500 01:37:14,416 --> 01:37:17,040 Because you only want married tenants. - Who said that? 1501 01:37:17,166 --> 01:37:18,249 You did! 1502 01:37:18,458 --> 01:37:23,415 l said that l like married people because they're idiots. 1503 01:37:24,041 --> 01:37:26,457 And idiots aren't dangerous. 1504 01:37:27,166 --> 01:37:28,457 Then l'm not an idiot. 1505 01:37:29,875 --> 01:37:30,957 l'm dangerous! 1506 01:37:35,375 --> 01:37:37,332 Are you threatening me? 1507 01:37:37,791 --> 01:37:38,832 No. 1508 01:37:39,958 --> 01:37:44,665 Good. Because l don't like threats. 1509 01:37:44,791 --> 01:37:45,874 okay. 1510 01:37:50,125 --> 01:37:52,957 Stay if you want. Leave if you want. 1511 01:37:53,708 --> 01:37:56,582 l don't give a crocodile's arse! (Meaning - l don't care a shit) 1512 01:37:57,458 --> 01:38:00,332 Babes, do l care? 1513 01:38:00,458 --> 01:38:01,540 Sorry? 1514 01:38:02,000 --> 01:38:03,457 Exactly. 1515 01:38:05,083 --> 01:38:08,540 Good. Very good. You have to move on. 1516 01:38:09,333 --> 01:38:10,999 There's nothing left in this relationship. 1517 01:38:12,083 --> 01:38:16,707 Amby, you deserve someone much better - l know. 1518 01:38:18,333 --> 01:38:20,999 But you still love him. - Yes. 1519 01:38:22,166 --> 01:38:23,249 Why? 1520 01:38:24,583 --> 01:38:27,957 Love isn't like a switch that l can just turn off. 1521 01:38:30,250 --> 01:38:32,915 lt'll take time. - Why? 1522 01:38:33,250 --> 01:38:34,332 He's a coward. 1523 01:38:34,833 --> 01:38:36,915 He doesn't understand you, doesn't care for you.. 1524 01:38:37,166 --> 01:38:38,999 he's troubling you instead of helping. 1525 01:38:39,083 --> 01:38:40,165 Why do you still love him? 1526 01:38:40,958 --> 01:38:44,082 Because those three months were the best of my life. 1527 01:38:45,208 --> 01:38:49,124 l'm still unable to accept the fact that it was all a lie, a facade. 1528 01:38:50,208 --> 01:38:52,749 The Nick that l was in love with didn't exist. 1529 01:38:56,041 --> 01:38:57,207 Move on, Amby. 1530 01:38:58,958 --> 01:39:00,582 Don't hurt yourself any more. 1531 01:39:02,583 --> 01:39:03,832 l'm working on it. 1532 01:39:08,250 --> 01:39:11,290 For instance, if you rearrange the letters of mother-in-law. 1533 01:39:11,416 --> 01:39:12,915 , you get woman-hitler 1534 01:39:13,708 --> 01:39:15,915 You're kidding! - No, no, l'm serious. Check it out. 1535 01:39:16,958 --> 01:39:18,457 Wow, what a co-incidence. 1536 01:39:18,875 --> 01:39:20,749 Actually l don't think it's a co-incidence at all. 1537 01:39:21,541 --> 01:39:24,540 Hey Cathy - Hey Amby.. hi. 1538 01:39:25,166 --> 01:39:29,040 The house looks beautiful. - Oh so do you. thank you. 1539 01:39:29,375 --> 01:39:33,040 Hey, come let me show you around the house. You're going to love it. 1540 01:39:33,916 --> 01:39:35,207 And this is the master bedroom. 1541 01:39:35,333 --> 01:39:36,457 oh l see. 1542 01:39:41,791 --> 01:39:43,707 What do you intend to see in this? 1543 01:39:44,833 --> 01:39:47,082 Myself.. and may be Cathy too! 1544 01:39:48,125 --> 01:39:50,874 oh wow. What a beautiful study - l know . 1545 01:39:51,000 --> 01:39:52,290 l'm sure you can't wait to use it. 1546 01:39:52,416 --> 01:39:54,290 oh we've used it already don't worry. 1547 01:39:54,416 --> 01:39:56,290 This is a very strong table. 1548 01:39:59,333 --> 01:40:02,457 oi! Mind-blowing, man. 1549 01:40:02,583 --> 01:40:04,582 Check the chairs. Vibrating chairs. l love it. 1550 01:40:04,750 --> 01:40:05,874 Sit, sit. 1551 01:40:10,875 --> 01:40:14,332 Vibrating chairs are so much fun! - While watching movies? 1552 01:40:14,916 --> 01:40:16,165 Someday we'll do that as well. 1553 01:40:17,708 --> 01:40:20,499 And this is where we'll be spending a lot of our time. 1554 01:40:20,625 --> 01:40:21,707 You got a Jacuzzi! 1555 01:40:21,833 --> 01:40:23,999 You bet. l told Ron that if he wants a home theatre.. 1556 01:40:24,125 --> 01:40:25,665 ..l want a Jacuzzi. 1557 01:40:25,958 --> 01:40:27,874 l love blackmail - l know! 1558 01:40:28,791 --> 01:40:30,832 And this is our guest bedroom. 1559 01:40:30,958 --> 01:40:33,540 You mean my room. - Did you give me a room? 1560 01:40:33,833 --> 01:40:38,249 This is my room. This is where Cathy will send me after we fight 1561 01:40:38,375 --> 01:40:40,665 And this is my favourite room. 1562 01:40:51,541 --> 01:40:52,665 okay and this is.. 1563 01:40:55,791 --> 01:40:56,999 ..Ron, Mr. Smith's here. 1564 01:40:57,250 --> 01:40:59,207 oh shit! My boss. Cathy come on, let's go. 1565 01:40:59,333 --> 01:41:00,415 Coming. 1566 01:41:48,875 --> 01:41:53,832 l will always be with you my love. 1567 01:41:54,875 --> 01:42:02,957 Walking beside you, like the sky above. 1568 01:43:05,208 --> 01:43:10,999 ln summer's sun, l'll give you shade. 1569 01:43:11,416 --> 01:43:17,582 ln autumn's loneliness, l'll be your shadow. 1570 01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:23,832 When in doubt, count me in. 1571 01:43:23,958 --> 01:43:29,582 With you, l've found life at last. 1572 01:43:30,000 --> 01:43:35,874 ln a web ofjoys you cast.. 1573 01:43:36,500 --> 01:43:42,374 ..am l discovering all l ever wished for, or am l lost? 1574 01:43:44,208 --> 01:43:49,124 ..l'll always be with you, my love.. 1575 01:43:50,250 --> 01:43:58,165 ..walking with you, like the sky above. 1576 01:44:54,625 --> 01:45:00,415 Let the sorrow-laden clouds rain on me. 1577 01:45:00,750 --> 01:45:06,790 Let the despairing moments come to rest on me. 1578 01:45:07,166 --> 01:45:12,999 All of your pain, give to me. 1579 01:45:13,125 --> 01:45:18,957 Find someone to love my heart seemed to say.. 1580 01:45:19,166 --> 01:45:25,040 ..where secrets aren't held, and all is given away.. 1581 01:45:25,750 --> 01:45:31,707 ..but when l open my eyes, will my dream be gone, or stay? 1582 01:45:33,500 --> 01:45:38,415 l will always be with you, my love. 1583 01:45:39,458 --> 01:45:46,999 Walking beside you, like the sky above. 1584 01:46:18,083 --> 01:46:19,749 Shit! - l know. 1585 01:46:20,291 --> 01:46:21,374 lt's perfect. 1586 01:46:21,500 --> 01:46:22,582 l know. 1587 01:46:23,625 --> 01:46:24,832 What a location, yaar! 1588 01:46:25,625 --> 01:46:27,874 lsn't it expensive? - Distress sale. 1589 01:46:28,083 --> 01:46:29,332 l'm getting it at half price. 1590 01:46:32,125 --> 01:46:34,332 Your dream restaurant, in front of you. 1591 01:46:34,458 --> 01:46:36,665 Finally! - Finally. 1592 01:46:36,750 --> 01:46:38,957 ln the corner, an outdoor barbecue and kitchen. 1593 01:46:39,208 --> 01:46:40,832 Everything in front of your eyes. 1594 01:46:41,250 --> 01:46:44,415 Waitresses? - Of course, all in swimming costumes. 1595 01:46:44,541 --> 01:46:46,499 Yes, yes, yes. 1596 01:46:46,875 --> 01:46:48,040 Has your loan been processed? 1597 01:46:48,625 --> 01:46:51,124 Almost. The formalities will be over by the afternoon. 1598 01:46:51,416 --> 01:46:54,707 And then, l will be the proud owner of "Nick's Boat" 1599 01:46:55,375 --> 01:46:57,832 Nick's Boat? - That's the name. 1600 01:46:58,208 --> 01:46:59,957 lt's horrible. - l love it. 1601 01:47:00,291 --> 01:47:01,374 l also love it. 1602 01:47:02,333 --> 01:47:04,832 Congratulations brother, l'm so happy for you man. 1603 01:47:05,291 --> 01:47:06,540 oh, it's my bank manager. 1604 01:47:07,250 --> 01:47:08,832 Hello Mr. Lehmann. Everything good? 1605 01:47:10,708 --> 01:47:13,290 What? But l don't understand. You said everything had been approved. 1606 01:47:14,458 --> 01:47:16,915 oh Mr. Lehmann you can't do this to me. l was counting on you. 1607 01:47:18,208 --> 01:47:19,707 But you have all the business plans. 1608 01:47:20,083 --> 01:47:21,874 No l can't make such a big down-payment. 1609 01:47:22,000 --> 01:47:23,332 l don't have that kind of cash. 1610 01:47:24,166 --> 01:47:25,499 oh Mr. Lehmann please don't do this. 1611 01:47:25,625 --> 01:47:27,207 That restaurant means everything to me. 1612 01:47:29,541 --> 01:47:31,082 l mean, there must be something you can do. 1613 01:47:35,041 --> 01:47:38,749 okay. Well, thanks for trying. 1614 01:47:40,833 --> 01:47:41,915 What? 1615 01:47:42,750 --> 01:47:43,915 The loan was disapproved. 1616 01:47:44,291 --> 01:47:45,374 Why? 1617 01:47:45,500 --> 01:47:47,957 They need a twenty five percent down-payment. 1618 01:47:48,041 --> 01:47:49,082 So? 1619 01:47:49,875 --> 01:47:51,665 All my money's gone into the house, Ron. 1620 01:47:51,750 --> 01:47:53,540 Shit! Mine too. 1621 01:48:04,166 --> 01:48:06,582 Here you go princess. We've reached your palace. 1622 01:48:07,041 --> 01:48:09,124 Thanks Jignesh. l had a great time. 1623 01:48:09,500 --> 01:48:10,582 Nice movie? 1624 01:48:12,083 --> 01:48:13,165 Can l ask you something? 1625 01:48:15,250 --> 01:48:16,374 Do you still love that idiot? 1626 01:48:19,250 --> 01:48:20,665 But it doesn't hurt so much now. 1627 01:48:22,041 --> 01:48:24,374 Besides l've given up hope of things changing. 1628 01:48:25,333 --> 01:48:26,415 ls there anything l can do? 1629 01:48:27,125 --> 01:48:28,790 Just be there, like you always have. 1630 01:48:29,541 --> 01:48:31,874 l'm always there. l love you, yaar. 1631 01:48:42,875 --> 01:48:43,999 Jerk. 1632 01:48:57,708 --> 01:49:00,582 These are all the accounts that need to be cleared. 1633 01:49:00,958 --> 01:49:03,499 Take a look and please give me your share. l need the money. 1634 01:49:13,875 --> 01:49:15,415 Stop it Nick! What are you doing? 1635 01:49:15,916 --> 01:49:17,415 From now on, the curtains l don't like will not 1636 01:49:17,541 --> 01:49:18,707 be put up in the living room. 1637 01:49:19,166 --> 01:49:20,457 And l hate these damn candles. 1638 01:49:21,583 --> 01:49:23,249 You decorate your room however you like, 1639 01:49:23,375 --> 01:49:24,749 l don't want to see any of this here. 1640 01:49:25,125 --> 01:49:27,499 You're doing this just because l asked you for my money? 1641 01:49:28,083 --> 01:49:29,499 The hell with your money. 1642 01:49:30,916 --> 01:49:32,040 Just take it all, okay? 1643 01:49:32,166 --> 01:49:33,874 Account cleared. Fine? 1644 01:49:34,083 --> 01:49:36,832 Now you do your share. You don't do the dishes. 1645 01:49:37,041 --> 01:49:38,499 Your pregnancy books and papers.. 1646 01:49:38,625 --> 01:49:40,124 ..are scattered all over the living room. 1647 01:49:40,375 --> 01:49:43,457 Not a living room, it's a garbage dump. l can't stand it. 1648 01:49:43,750 --> 01:49:45,290 We should put up a sign: 1649 01:49:45,416 --> 01:49:48,999 "Please dump all your garbage in our living room.. 1650 01:49:49,125 --> 01:49:50,374 ..there's enough space" 1651 01:49:51,166 --> 01:49:54,040 Listen. You like cleanliness, you clean it up. 1652 01:49:54,166 --> 01:49:55,707 Why the hell should l clean up your mess? 1653 01:49:55,833 --> 01:49:57,957 Then live with it - l am living with it. 1654 01:49:58,041 --> 01:50:00,540 l've lived in this stupid house with you for.. 1655 01:50:00,708 --> 01:50:02,082 ..the last ten months, haven't l? 1656 01:50:02,416 --> 01:50:03,540 l'm tolerating you too. 1657 01:50:03,708 --> 01:50:06,957 Do you hear me complaining? - What the hell will you complain about? 1658 01:50:07,041 --> 01:50:10,999 How am l bothering you? - You show me your face. Everyday. 1659 01:50:11,083 --> 01:50:13,707 You live in the same house. lsn't that enough? 1660 01:50:14,250 --> 01:50:15,290 Just get lost! 1661 01:50:15,416 --> 01:50:18,374 l can't believe l gave up my restaurant for this madness. 1662 01:50:20,041 --> 01:50:21,124 What did you say? 1663 01:50:22,041 --> 01:50:24,665 l wasted all my savings just to live here with you.. 1664 01:50:24,791 --> 01:50:26,124 ..in this house, okay? 1665 01:50:26,416 --> 01:50:28,665 The money that l had saved up for my restaurant. 1666 01:50:28,791 --> 01:50:31,999 lt's all gone, finished, over. And for what? 1667 01:50:32,166 --> 01:50:34,165 A living room full of your shit! 1668 01:50:34,333 --> 01:50:38,124 Was it my idea? To live together, to rent this house? 1669 01:50:38,333 --> 01:50:41,374 l can't leave my bloody job because l took a loan for this house. 1670 01:50:42,375 --> 01:50:44,999 l'm going to work and l'm studying in this condition. 1671 01:50:45,625 --> 01:50:50,165 And you jerk, instead of helping me, you're giving me attitude? 1672 01:50:53,416 --> 01:50:54,457 What? 1673 01:50:55,083 --> 01:50:56,124 lt kicked. 1674 01:50:56,375 --> 01:50:57,457 What? 1675 01:50:58,083 --> 01:50:59,207 lt kicked. 1676 01:51:02,166 --> 01:51:03,249 lt's the first time. 1677 01:51:04,250 --> 01:51:06,582 l can't feel.. oh my god! 1678 01:51:07,833 --> 01:51:08,915 Yes. 1679 01:51:10,291 --> 01:51:14,165 oh crap! Again. Can you feel it? - Of course l can feel it 1680 01:51:14,291 --> 01:51:15,374 lt's happening in my stomach. 1681 01:51:47,500 --> 01:51:49,665 Four butter nans, one butter daal. 1682 01:51:50,958 --> 01:51:51,999 Mixed vegetables please. 1683 01:51:52,916 --> 01:51:53,999 one butter chicken. 1684 01:51:58,416 --> 01:51:59,540 Something's off, boss. 1685 01:52:01,625 --> 01:52:02,707 Something's off? 1686 01:52:06,083 --> 01:52:07,457 lt's okay. - Okay? 1687 01:52:08,000 --> 01:52:09,040 Just handle it, man. 1688 01:52:13,125 --> 01:52:15,790 Done? - Almost, boss. Garnishing okay? 1689 01:52:16,500 --> 01:52:17,707 Looking like a mistress, right? 1690 01:52:18,791 --> 01:52:21,165 Listen, are you married? 1691 01:52:21,416 --> 01:52:22,874 Yes. - Any kids? 1692 01:52:23,416 --> 01:52:25,999 one son. But my life's a living hell now. - Why? 1693 01:52:26,083 --> 01:52:28,874 He's sick for at least a couple of days every week, cries all night. 1694 01:52:29,166 --> 01:52:31,124 Then there's the cost of food, clothes, toys.. 1695 01:52:31,250 --> 01:52:32,374 ..l can't even afford a holiday. 1696 01:52:32,500 --> 01:52:36,207 Exactly. So you were happier before? -Hundred percent! ln fact.. 1697 01:52:36,333 --> 01:52:38,582 ..l was happier before marriage! No tension at all. 1698 01:52:39,750 --> 01:52:41,957 Then one shouldn't marry, right? - No way. 1699 01:52:43,791 --> 01:52:44,832 But there's one thing. 1700 01:52:45,166 --> 01:52:49,415 Sometimes when my son smiles at me, or grabs my finger.. 1701 01:52:49,791 --> 01:52:51,957 ..it feels like everything's okay. 1702 01:52:52,250 --> 01:52:56,957 All my tensions drain away. That feeling can only come from a kid. 1703 01:53:36,500 --> 01:53:38,082 l think he likes you. 1704 01:53:39,041 --> 01:53:40,124 You're having a baby? 1705 01:53:42,250 --> 01:53:43,915 First baby? - Yes. 1706 01:53:44,041 --> 01:53:45,957 You know, l think you're going to make a great father. 1707 01:53:46,916 --> 01:53:49,124 okay, bye - Bye. 1708 01:53:51,208 --> 01:53:54,374 Here are the books you ordered, Nick. - Thanks, John. 1709 01:54:38,875 --> 01:54:39,999 What are you doing? 1710 01:54:40,458 --> 01:54:43,665 l thought it was a thief! - Thief! Do you remember that.. 1711 01:54:43,833 --> 01:54:45,290 ..someone else also lives in this house? 1712 01:54:45,500 --> 01:54:47,040 Yes, but you were being so quiet. 1713 01:54:47,166 --> 01:54:49,165 You always come in and switch on the lights, the tv.. 1714 01:54:49,291 --> 01:54:50,415 ..Your door was open. 1715 01:54:50,541 --> 01:54:51,915 l was trying not to disturb you. 1716 01:54:53,250 --> 01:54:54,915 You were trying to.. what? 1717 01:54:55,833 --> 01:54:58,165 Now why are you awake at this hour? - l'm going out. 1718 01:54:58,708 --> 01:55:01,540 Now? Where? - What do you care? 1719 01:55:01,958 --> 01:55:03,540 Come on, take it easy. 1720 01:55:03,791 --> 01:55:06,499 Where are you going at eleven pm? - l want to eat ice cream. 1721 01:55:06,791 --> 01:55:08,749 Ah, no problem. 1722 01:55:10,208 --> 01:55:12,332 Here. lce cream. 1723 01:55:13,458 --> 01:55:16,874 No. l want to have Ben and Jerry's Belgian Dark Chocolate ice cream. 1724 01:55:17,041 --> 01:55:19,165 But l thought you didn't like chocolate ice cream? 1725 01:55:19,291 --> 01:55:20,832 Damn it Nick, you won't understand. 1726 01:55:21,125 --> 01:55:23,499 These things happen during a pregnancy. When you have a craving.. 1727 01:55:23,625 --> 01:55:24,707 you can't think of anything else. 1728 01:55:24,833 --> 01:55:26,832 All l can think of is Ben and Jerry's.. 1729 01:55:26,958 --> 01:55:28,124 ..Belgian Dark Chocolate ice cream. 1730 01:55:28,250 --> 01:55:31,874 okay, okay. Get it tomorrow. - No Nick. l want it now! 1731 01:55:32,000 --> 01:55:33,540 What do you care? Go to sleep! 1732 01:55:33,791 --> 01:55:35,457 oh fine! Do what you want. 1733 01:55:50,166 --> 01:55:51,999 Chocolate, right? - What are you doing? 1734 01:55:53,041 --> 01:55:54,665 You wanted chocolate ice cream, right? 1735 01:55:54,875 --> 01:55:55,999 No, Nick. 1736 01:55:57,125 --> 01:56:00,249 Ambar, it's really late. Please don't confuse me. 1737 01:56:02,125 --> 01:56:05,957 l want Ben and Jerry's Belgian Dark Chocolate ice cream. 1738 01:56:06,041 --> 01:56:07,665 Where the hell will we find Ben and Jerry's at this hour? 1739 01:56:07,791 --> 01:56:09,874 We'll find something. lt'll be open in St Kilda. 1740 01:56:10,000 --> 01:56:12,165 lt'll be closed. - lt'll be open, l know. 1741 01:56:21,500 --> 01:56:24,540 Shit! That's impossible. 1742 01:56:25,041 --> 01:56:27,874 l mean, how can they be shut? 1743 01:56:28,000 --> 01:56:29,582 Are they allowed to close down? 1744 01:56:29,708 --> 01:56:32,499 lt's only what, a quarter to twelve!. 1745 01:56:32,625 --> 01:56:34,665 The whole world wants to eat ice cream 1746 01:56:35,083 --> 01:56:36,415 What if it's an emergency? 1747 01:56:36,708 --> 01:56:38,749 lt could be a matter of life and death. 1748 01:56:40,375 --> 01:56:42,249 And they're shut? 1749 01:56:46,458 --> 01:56:49,499 okay sorry, but where will you find it at this time? 1750 01:56:49,625 --> 01:56:50,707 Have something else. 1751 01:56:51,083 --> 01:56:56,040 Nick, l have to have Ben.. - And Jerry's Belgian Dark Chocolate. 1752 01:56:56,166 --> 01:56:59,999 l know, l know. But where? - l don't care. 1753 01:57:02,541 --> 01:57:04,207 What's going on man? 1754 01:57:31,250 --> 01:57:35,582 Fifteen to midnight, two souls on a roll.. 1755 01:57:35,750 --> 01:57:39,249 ..what's goin' on? 1756 01:57:40,250 --> 01:57:44,749 When the roads are asleep where are we going to.. 1757 01:57:44,875 --> 01:57:48,207 ..what's goin' on? 1758 01:57:49,416 --> 01:57:52,707 Why, who asked you out? 1759 01:57:52,833 --> 01:57:56,790 Why are you wagging behind me? 1760 01:57:58,708 --> 01:58:01,665 What's your bother, l'll do what l want. 1761 01:58:01,750 --> 01:58:03,832 Who are you to preach? 1762 01:58:03,958 --> 01:58:10,999 l'm on my way, what's up with you? What's goin' on? 1763 01:58:12,458 --> 01:58:16,665 Just fifteen to midnight and two souls on a roll.. 1764 01:58:16,791 --> 01:58:20,124 what's goin' on? 1765 01:58:40,250 --> 01:58:44,957 Stop acting high-and-mighty. 1766 01:58:45,375 --> 01:58:49,582 lt's a big bad world out here. 1767 01:58:49,958 --> 01:58:54,040 Where'd you learn to talk big? 1768 01:58:54,541 --> 01:58:58,665 Don't try to save me from the world. 1769 01:58:58,750 --> 01:59:02,915 Why girl, you'll regret being gone. 1770 01:59:03,250 --> 01:59:07,290 You run now, but you'll return. 1771 01:59:07,750 --> 01:59:12,457 What l know is, once your're gone, you never return. 1772 01:59:12,583 --> 01:59:19,790 l'm on my way, what's up with you? What's goin' on? 1773 01:59:20,750 --> 01:59:25,249 Fifteen to midnight, two souls on a roll.. 1774 01:59:25,375 --> 01:59:28,790 ..what's goin' on? 1775 02:00:09,958 --> 02:00:14,165 Come tell me this.. 1776 02:00:14,500 --> 02:00:18,707 ..why do you care? 1777 02:00:19,125 --> 02:00:23,249 Who cares, you can get lost. 1778 02:00:23,625 --> 02:00:27,832 Live like a loner, if you can. 1779 02:00:27,958 --> 02:00:31,957 l'll live a loner, if l got to go it alone. 1780 02:00:32,333 --> 02:00:36,582 l'll take my losses and l'll get along. 1781 02:00:37,000 --> 02:00:39,082 Then get going, 1782 02:00:39,208 --> 02:00:41,457 ..getting along, alone, go the long haul. 1783 02:00:41,583 --> 02:00:48,832 l'm on my way, what's up with you? What's goin' on? 1784 02:00:50,000 --> 02:00:53,124 Why, who asked you out? 1785 02:00:53,541 --> 02:00:57,374 Why are you wagging behind me? 1786 02:00:59,083 --> 02:01:04,457 What's your bother, l'll do what l want. Who are you to preach? 1787 02:01:04,583 --> 02:01:11,790 l'm on my way, what's up with you? What's goin' on? 1788 02:01:12,750 --> 02:01:17,249 Fifteen to midnight, two souls on a roll.. 1789 02:01:17,375 --> 02:01:20,999 ..what's goin' on? 1790 02:01:22,041 --> 02:01:26,499 When the roads are asleep where are we going to.. 1791 02:01:26,625 --> 02:01:30,082 ..what's goin' on? 1792 02:01:31,333 --> 02:01:35,665 Fifteen to midnight, two souls on a roll.. 1793 02:01:35,791 --> 02:01:40,374 ..what's goin' on? 1794 02:01:51,708 --> 02:01:55,499 You ever had that dream about going to work wearing no clothes? 1795 02:01:57,041 --> 02:02:01,915 No? l've seen it often. And l feel exactly like that right now. 1796 02:02:04,041 --> 02:02:08,832 Two Ben and Jerry's Belgian Dark Chocolate ice creams please. 1797 02:02:09,250 --> 02:02:11,707 Anything else sir? - No, just lots of it. 1798 02:02:19,041 --> 02:02:20,082 Thank you. 1799 02:02:39,208 --> 02:02:41,290 Stop it, people will think l'm doing something to you. 1800 02:02:44,916 --> 02:02:45,957 You know what? 1801 02:02:46,958 --> 02:02:48,540 l completely understand. 1802 02:02:53,833 --> 02:02:54,874 Thanks. 1803 02:03:06,708 --> 02:03:09,124 You're not eating. lsn't it nice? 1804 02:03:14,458 --> 02:03:15,707 lt's perfect. 1805 02:04:19,500 --> 02:04:20,999 There's a cookery show on TV. 1806 02:04:21,208 --> 02:04:23,957 l'd really like to watch it. Can l have the cable please? 1807 02:04:24,916 --> 02:04:26,165 Sure. - Thanks. 1808 02:04:28,208 --> 02:04:29,290 Thank you. 1809 02:04:32,041 --> 02:04:34,082 l'll keep the volume down. l promise. 1810 02:04:34,541 --> 02:04:35,582 Thanks. 1811 02:04:51,333 --> 02:04:52,499 Do you want to watch something? 1812 02:04:53,833 --> 02:04:54,874 No thanks. 1813 02:04:57,833 --> 02:05:01,332 Nick, l need to talk to you. 1814 02:05:08,750 --> 02:05:09,832 Tell me. 1815 02:05:10,250 --> 02:05:11,832 Nick you're not doing anything wrong. 1816 02:05:12,958 --> 02:05:14,749 You're not ready for a marriage and kids.. 1817 02:05:15,125 --> 02:05:16,707 ..and you're being completely honest. 1818 02:05:18,500 --> 02:05:20,290 You're doing just what's right for you.. 1819 02:05:21,833 --> 02:05:23,165 ..and what you want for yourself. 1820 02:05:25,375 --> 02:05:27,374 Who can understand this better than me? 1821 02:05:29,291 --> 02:05:31,665 l've always lived my life for myself. 1822 02:05:33,041 --> 02:05:37,415 l've never thought about how it might affect my mom and dad. 1823 02:05:38,833 --> 02:05:42,332 Who knows, maybe this is retribution. 1824 02:05:44,291 --> 02:05:45,499 Maybe it's all karma. 1825 02:05:46,833 --> 02:05:49,332 And only you could give me this lesson. 1826 02:05:50,916 --> 02:05:53,124 Because l've never loved anybody as much. 1827 02:05:55,833 --> 02:05:56,915 Look Amby, l. 1828 02:05:58,041 --> 02:06:04,249 Till now, it was all about me, my happiness, my pain, my life. 1829 02:06:05,833 --> 02:06:09,165 Not anymore, now everything has changed. 1830 02:06:11,208 --> 02:06:12,582 Now it's all about my baby. 1831 02:06:14,208 --> 02:06:16,207 This life that's growing inside me. 1832 02:06:17,916 --> 02:06:19,749 l can do anything for this baby, Nick. 1833 02:06:20,458 --> 02:06:21,665 l can endure anything. 1834 02:06:22,541 --> 02:06:24,457 But l can't imagine my baby being hurt. 1835 02:06:26,916 --> 02:06:31,499 l'd decided never to ask you for anything for either me or my baby. 1836 02:06:34,333 --> 02:06:36,540 But today l've gathered the courage to ask you for something. 1837 02:06:37,166 --> 02:06:38,249 What? 1838 02:06:38,500 --> 02:06:39,749 l have a disorder in my blood. 1839 02:06:41,375 --> 02:06:42,457 Anything serious? 1840 02:06:43,083 --> 02:06:45,790 No. l'm thalassemia minor. 1841 02:06:47,250 --> 02:06:48,707 This doesn't affect me in any way. 1842 02:06:50,291 --> 02:06:55,249 But if you.. if you have this disorder too, 1843 02:06:55,916 --> 02:06:57,832 then there could be complications for the baby. 1844 02:06:59,041 --> 02:07:01,124 The child could be thalassemia major. 1845 02:07:01,250 --> 02:07:02,957 l don't have any complications. 1846 02:07:03,583 --> 02:07:04,999 Trust me. l am fine. 1847 02:07:05,333 --> 02:07:07,999 Nick, get a blood test, please. 1848 02:07:08,125 --> 02:07:10,332 What? No way. 1849 02:07:10,750 --> 02:07:12,582 l'm telling you there's nothing wrong with me. 1850 02:07:12,708 --> 02:07:14,374 l've never had a problem in my life. l'm fine. 1851 02:07:14,500 --> 02:07:16,332 Nick you can't be sure unless you have the test. 1852 02:07:16,583 --> 02:07:20,999 Please, for me, for my baby, Nick. lt's a small blood test. 1853 02:07:21,125 --> 02:07:22,207 Please, l beg of you. 1854 02:07:22,875 --> 02:07:26,082 Look Amby, try and understand.. 1855 02:07:26,208 --> 02:07:30,040 ..l've never taken a blood test in my life. 1856 02:07:31,166 --> 02:07:32,415 l won't be able to do it. 1857 02:07:33,791 --> 02:07:34,915 l'm sorry. 1858 02:07:35,708 --> 02:07:37,415 l asked you for such a little thing.. 1859 02:07:38,166 --> 02:07:40,457 l'm sorry Amby. l just can' t do it. 1860 02:07:42,500 --> 02:07:43,582 Go away Nick. 1861 02:07:55,291 --> 02:07:56,415 Nikhil Arora. 1862 02:07:57,291 --> 02:07:58,374 How can l help you? 1863 02:07:59,416 --> 02:08:00,665 lt's about the pregnancy. 1864 02:08:00,958 --> 02:08:01,999 You're pregnant? 1865 02:08:03,000 --> 02:08:05,874 No l'm.. l'm Ambar's boy-friend. 1866 02:08:07,875 --> 02:08:10,207 So you're the one who's scared of blood. 1867 02:08:11,791 --> 02:08:14,915 You're really scared aren't you? - Yes.. can we do this quickly? 1868 02:08:15,041 --> 02:08:16,082 You don't worry at all. 1869 02:08:16,333 --> 02:08:17,582 lt won't even take a minute. 1870 02:08:18,125 --> 02:08:20,040 We just need to put a syringe in your vein.. 1871 02:08:20,166 --> 02:08:21,540 ..and extract 10 ccs of blood. 1872 02:08:24,708 --> 02:08:26,457 Nick, are you okay? 1873 02:08:27,000 --> 02:08:29,999 No. So please hurry up and do what you have to do. 1874 02:08:36,625 --> 02:08:37,665 lt's over. 1875 02:08:37,791 --> 02:08:38,874 Did it hurt? 1876 02:08:39,250 --> 02:08:43,457 What? lt's over? Are we done? 1877 02:08:44,250 --> 02:08:46,957 Can l go? - Sure. You'll get the report tomorrow. 1878 02:08:49,708 --> 02:08:52,874 You can take this copy of the sonography with you if you like. 1879 02:08:56,875 --> 02:08:58,415 Give it to Ambar. - Thank you. 1880 02:08:59,375 --> 02:09:00,665 And congratulations. 1881 02:09:02,125 --> 02:09:04,790 oh, for the blood test? 1882 02:09:05,041 --> 02:09:06,915 No, for the twins. 1883 02:09:13,416 --> 02:09:14,457 Twins? 1884 02:09:14,583 --> 02:09:18,207 Yes. Didn't Ambar tell you? You're going to have twins 1885 02:09:20,583 --> 02:09:21,707 l'm meeting you for the first time 1886 02:09:21,833 --> 02:09:23,374 today in eight months of her pregnancy. 1887 02:09:23,750 --> 02:09:24,790 You're the father, Nick. 1888 02:09:25,041 --> 02:09:28,707 Don't you have any responsibility? She's doing everything alone. 1889 02:09:28,791 --> 02:09:32,249 There's nobody to help her, neither her family, nor yours. 1890 02:09:33,041 --> 02:09:35,790 l've told her to rest but l don't think she's listening. 1891 02:09:36,500 --> 02:09:39,915 Nick, you need to support her, help her. 1892 02:09:40,583 --> 02:09:43,957 She's gone through this all alone and that's not fair. 1893 02:09:44,875 --> 02:09:50,415 She needs love, she needs to be cared for and only you can do this. 1894 02:09:51,125 --> 02:09:53,665 Please. Please be there for her now, Nick. 1895 02:10:08,000 --> 02:10:09,165 Because l love you. 1896 02:10:09,875 --> 02:10:12,707 And maybe l want the right to have a say in your life, 1897 02:10:13,083 --> 02:10:15,457 and l want to give you that right too. 1898 02:10:16,250 --> 02:10:18,665 Why are we afraid of giving this relationship a name, Nick? 1899 02:10:19,916 --> 02:10:21,082 l'm not afraid, Amby. 1900 02:10:22,750 --> 02:10:24,749 l'm not afraid of giving this relationship a name now. 1901 02:10:45,708 --> 02:10:46,832 l'll take this one. 1902 02:11:02,208 --> 02:11:03,290 Nick, you're not being fair. 1903 02:11:03,833 --> 02:11:07,874 The decision to separate was yours. You weren't ready for commitment. 1904 02:11:08,333 --> 02:11:09,457 So what was she supposed to do? 1905 02:11:10,416 --> 02:11:14,374 Wait for you all her life? or wallow in sorrow? 1906 02:11:15,750 --> 02:11:18,749 Get real Nick, it's 2005. Everyone has a life. 1907 02:11:20,041 --> 02:11:21,207 Was it so easy for her? 1908 02:11:21,333 --> 02:11:22,790 You'd like it if it was difficult, right? 1909 02:11:25,000 --> 02:11:26,499 l still love her. - No you don't 1910 02:11:26,625 --> 02:11:29,915 lf you did love her, you wouldn't have left her in this condition. 1911 02:11:30,333 --> 02:11:31,999 Couldn't she have waited a little while? 1912 02:11:33,125 --> 02:11:34,915 Did you tell her to wait? 1913 02:11:35,958 --> 02:11:37,165 Now you'll just have to live with that. 1914 02:11:38,750 --> 02:11:39,790 Hi baby. 1915 02:11:39,916 --> 02:11:43,957 oh god. l'm so sorry! of course l remember. 1916 02:11:44,041 --> 02:11:46,332 Nick had a small problem. 1917 02:11:47,916 --> 02:11:49,915 No l'm not drinking with him! Really! 1918 02:11:50,125 --> 02:11:51,165 l'll be right over baby. 1919 02:11:52,333 --> 02:11:54,832 Shit, yaar. Cathy wanted to eat swiss rolls and l completely forgot. 1920 02:11:55,833 --> 02:11:57,499 l'll see you man, take care. Don't drink too much, okay? 1921 02:12:10,166 --> 02:12:11,207 l'm not disturbing you, am l? 1922 02:12:11,583 --> 02:12:13,082 No, no. ls everything all right? 1923 02:12:13,791 --> 02:12:15,040 Somebody wanted to meet you. 1924 02:12:16,250 --> 02:12:19,207 Tina, meet Ambar. Ambar, Tina. 1925 02:12:19,333 --> 02:12:23,207 l'd heard so much about you, l just had to meet you. 1926 02:12:23,958 --> 02:12:24,999 l'll get it. 1927 02:12:30,416 --> 02:12:31,707 lt's a blank call, forget it. 1928 02:12:31,916 --> 02:12:33,082 So what's the date for the wedding? 1929 02:12:44,500 --> 02:12:48,749 okay, Ambar. When did l tell you to wait for me? 1930 02:12:51,250 --> 02:12:52,915 When did l say l was going to come back? 1931 02:12:56,750 --> 02:12:57,832 You be happy. 1932 02:12:59,333 --> 02:13:06,707 Be happy with that .. idiot! Good luck. l love you. 1933 02:13:11,041 --> 02:13:12,499 You're talking to yourself. 1934 02:13:14,041 --> 02:13:15,457 Got no one else to talk to. 1935 02:13:16,708 --> 02:13:17,707 Buy me a drink? 1936 02:13:19,250 --> 02:13:21,499 Hi, l'm Nick and l'm very drunk. 1937 02:13:21,750 --> 02:13:25,499 l'm Stella, and l'm quite drunk myself. What fun! 1938 02:13:40,500 --> 02:13:42,499 Andy, once you're done, l'd like you to load.. 1939 02:13:42,625 --> 02:13:44,707 ..the couch into the truck, please. - No worries - Thank you. 1940 02:13:46,083 --> 02:13:47,165 What's happening? 1941 02:13:47,916 --> 02:13:50,665 l don't want to wait till the end of the month. l'm moving out today. 1942 02:13:57,041 --> 02:13:59,374 Hey Ambar. Where are you? Pick up the phone. 1943 02:14:00,458 --> 02:14:02,207 The wedding date has finally been fixed. 1944 02:14:02,416 --> 02:14:06,999 Tina says meeting you yesterday was like finding an old friend. 1945 02:14:07,083 --> 02:14:08,790 l want to hear what you thought of Tina. 1946 02:14:09,166 --> 02:14:12,082 lf you don't like her, then tell me now. Our wedding's in a week. 1947 02:14:12,208 --> 02:14:13,832 Call me back. Bye. 1948 02:14:16,916 --> 02:14:18,457 Jignesh and Tina. 1949 02:14:26,208 --> 02:14:29,707 Who.. what.. who.. what? 1950 02:14:31,125 --> 02:14:32,499 Who are you and what are you doing here? 1951 02:14:32,958 --> 02:14:35,999 That's really nice. l'm Stella. We met at the bar last night. 1952 02:14:41,000 --> 02:14:46,040 okay, you have to leave, now - What? Get me some coffee first! 1953 02:14:46,166 --> 02:14:48,999 Your bloody coffee can.. you have to leave now. 1954 02:14:49,625 --> 02:14:53,915 Why? - Because my mom will kill me. And you. 1955 02:14:54,375 --> 02:14:56,499 My mom will kill us both! She's crazy! 1956 02:14:56,625 --> 02:14:58,665 Put your clothes on quick.. and hurry 1957 02:15:03,083 --> 02:15:05,124 Hello. - Hi Amber. - Hi doctor. 1958 02:15:06,166 --> 02:15:08,124 ls something wrong? - Not at all. 1959 02:15:08,708 --> 02:15:10,999 l called to tell you that Nick's reports have come in. 1960 02:15:11,541 --> 02:15:13,374 Reports? - Of his blood test. 1961 02:15:15,125 --> 02:15:17,082 Nick went for a blood test? 1962 02:15:17,208 --> 02:15:20,707 Yesterday. And honestly, he was scared. 1963 02:15:22,791 --> 02:15:24,999 Doctor, is everything all right? 1964 02:15:25,250 --> 02:15:28,207 Absolutely fine. No signs of thalassemia. 1965 02:15:28,583 --> 02:15:31,290 l knew you'd be nervous. So l called you personally. 1966 02:15:31,750 --> 02:15:34,165 Thank you doctor, thank you so much. 1967 02:15:34,291 --> 02:15:35,999 You're welcome honey. See you next week. 1968 02:15:47,750 --> 02:15:49,957 What happened? - Nothing. Hi. 1969 02:15:50,500 --> 02:15:53,999 Can l come in? - No, no! This is my room. 1970 02:15:54,458 --> 02:15:56,707 You go to your room. - What? 1971 02:15:56,833 --> 02:15:58,332 Yes. My room is very dirty. 1972 02:15:58,458 --> 02:16:00,540 You want to talk, let's talk in your room. 1973 02:16:01,458 --> 02:16:02,707 Nick, is that your mom? 1974 02:16:09,750 --> 02:16:11,999 Hi mom, sorry l was just leaving. 1975 02:16:14,333 --> 02:16:16,999 l never thought l'd ever say this to you. 1976 02:16:18,500 --> 02:16:20,165 Thank you for not loving me. 1977 02:16:21,791 --> 02:16:23,665 Thank you for not marrying me. 1978 02:16:25,125 --> 02:16:26,290 Thank you for everything. 1979 02:16:34,541 --> 02:16:36,374 What've l done? - l'll tell you what you've done.. 1980 02:16:36,500 --> 02:16:37,665 ..you've done nothing. 1981 02:16:38,916 --> 02:16:41,665 What? - ls this any way to treat a girl? 1982 02:16:41,875 --> 02:16:43,665 You buy me drinks, get me drunk, we come.. 1983 02:16:43,750 --> 02:16:45,499 ..back to your place and what do you do? 1984 02:16:46,500 --> 02:16:48,915 What did l do? - Nothing, that's just it. Nothing. 1985 02:16:49,041 --> 02:16:50,665 You didn't kiss me, you didn't touch me. 1986 02:16:50,750 --> 02:16:53,082 Did l come here to hear your stories? 1987 02:16:54,208 --> 02:16:56,665 What kind of stories? - Who's this Ambar chic? 1988 02:16:57,041 --> 02:16:59,915 All night you kept crying, telling me how much you love Ambar. 1989 02:17:00,041 --> 02:17:02,457 Well, if you love Ambar so much, why did you waste my time? 1990 02:17:04,000 --> 02:17:06,082 l didn't do anything? - Not to me you didn't. 1991 02:17:07,125 --> 02:17:08,207 l didn't do anything! 1992 02:17:08,916 --> 02:17:11,082 Yes, l knew it. l didn't do anything! 1993 02:17:12,208 --> 02:17:14,665 l didn't do anything! 1994 02:17:14,750 --> 02:17:17,290 Yes, l knew it. l didn't do anything! 1995 02:17:18,041 --> 02:17:21,999 Ambar, l didn't do anything. 1996 02:17:41,375 --> 02:17:42,999 ls her stuff coming to your place? - Yes 1997 02:17:43,083 --> 02:17:45,165 So where is Ambar? - l don't know. 1998 02:17:46,333 --> 02:17:49,790 okay. Whenever she calls, 1999 02:17:50,166 --> 02:17:54,374 just tell her that Nick didn't do anything. okay? 2000 02:17:54,500 --> 02:17:56,249 Just tell her that. She'll understand. 2001 02:17:56,875 --> 02:17:57,915 And tell Cathy as well. 2002 02:17:58,958 --> 02:17:59,999 Thanks. 2003 02:18:01,500 --> 02:18:02,540 Where are you Ambar? 2004 02:18:05,916 --> 02:18:09,582 Jignesh? Nick here. Where's Ambar? - Why should l tell you? 2005 02:18:10,000 --> 02:18:12,415 Look Jignesh, just tell me where she is - You hurt her, you know. 2006 02:18:12,541 --> 02:18:13,749 l know, l know. 2007 02:18:14,125 --> 02:18:17,790 She loves you, and all you did was make her cry, hurt her.. 2008 02:18:18,458 --> 02:18:19,790 ..okay Jignesh, listen to me. 2009 02:18:20,208 --> 02:18:22,707 The next time l meet you, just slap me. Twice. 2010 02:18:22,833 --> 02:18:24,040 l won't say anything, l swear. 2011 02:18:24,875 --> 02:18:26,374 But just tell me where Ambar is right now. 2012 02:18:26,500 --> 02:18:29,332 l don't know. - You don't know? - No idea. 2013 02:18:29,458 --> 02:18:31,040 Then why the hell were you lecturing me for so long? 2014 02:18:32,208 --> 02:18:33,915 okay, Look. l'm sorry. 2015 02:18:34,791 --> 02:18:37,874 l misjudged you as well.. l'm.. l'm screwed up man. 2016 02:18:38,000 --> 02:18:41,207 Sometimes l get so stupid. - No problem. 2017 02:18:41,750 --> 02:18:44,582 Just don't hurt her anymore. - l won't. l swear. 2018 02:18:45,291 --> 02:18:48,415 Please call me if you hear anything. - You got it. 2019 02:18:48,708 --> 02:18:52,999 And hey, congratulations. For you and Tina. 2020 02:18:53,833 --> 02:18:54,915 Thanks. 2021 02:18:55,541 --> 02:18:57,707 See Ambar, l can be a nice man. 2022 02:19:00,000 --> 02:19:01,040 Where are you? 2023 02:19:04,541 --> 02:19:07,415 Salaam Namaste ladies and gentlemen. 2024 02:19:07,708 --> 02:19:13,040 l'm sure you still remember our Big Fight show, Hambar versus Nick. 2025 02:19:13,291 --> 02:19:17,374 on this very show, Nick fell in love with Hambar. 2026 02:19:17,625 --> 02:19:20,915 But the story is not over. 2027 02:19:21,083 --> 02:19:25,124 Ladies and gentlemen, Salaam Namaste proudly presents, 2028 02:19:25,375 --> 02:19:29,582 Hambar versus Nick, part two. 2029 02:19:35,541 --> 02:19:38,332 My name is Nikhil Arora. 2030 02:19:40,166 --> 02:19:41,374 And l have lost something. 2031 02:19:42,875 --> 02:19:47,165 ln fact, l have lost the most beautiful thing in the world. 2032 02:19:48,791 --> 02:19:50,540 And l need your help to find it again. 2033 02:19:52,833 --> 02:19:53,957 Her name is Ambar. 2034 02:19:55,416 --> 02:19:57,415 She is the most beautiful girl in the world. 2035 02:19:59,958 --> 02:20:01,499 She's wearing a black-and-white dress, 2036 02:20:03,250 --> 02:20:04,832 she's eight months pregnant. 2037 02:20:05,625 --> 02:20:07,874 And her eyes are red from crying. 2038 02:20:08,916 --> 02:20:16,957 lf anyone sees her, please call me on 0409563700. 2039 02:20:17,291 --> 02:20:19,332 Don't worry Nick, l'm going to find Ambar for you. 2040 02:20:20,708 --> 02:20:22,082 Ambar! l'm coming. 2041 02:20:22,291 --> 02:20:23,749 Nick, l'll find Ambar for you. 2042 02:20:23,875 --> 02:20:25,665 After showing her dreams of happiness.. 2043 02:20:25,916 --> 02:20:27,290 ls he talking about you? 2044 02:20:27,541 --> 02:20:31,040 l'm sorry. Ambar, come back. Please. 2045 02:20:31,583 --> 02:20:34,832 Not because you need me. l know that you don't. 2046 02:20:35,291 --> 02:20:39,290 But l need you. l'm all alone without you, l'm incomplete. 2047 02:20:39,791 --> 02:20:42,540 l'll be your best friend, Ambar. l'll be the best husband. 2048 02:20:42,875 --> 02:20:44,832 And l'll be the best father to our babies . 2049 02:20:44,958 --> 02:20:48,040 one more thing, about what you saw this morning.. 2050 02:20:48,791 --> 02:20:51,999 ..l swear to you, nothing happened. l didn't do anything. 2051 02:20:53,083 --> 02:20:55,665 l just kept calling out your name and crying the whole night. 2052 02:20:56,375 --> 02:20:57,665 Please believe me Ambar. 2053 02:20:57,916 --> 02:21:01,457 lf anybody sees her, please call Nikhil Arora. 2054 02:21:06,500 --> 02:21:07,540 Please stop the taxi. 2055 02:21:08,125 --> 02:21:09,999 Just a minute. l just need to make a short call. 2056 02:21:10,125 --> 02:21:12,457 Stop the cab. Take this. Just stop. 2057 02:21:18,000 --> 02:21:19,207 Where? Williamstown? 2058 02:21:19,333 --> 02:21:21,874 Best of luck buddy! Your speech got me so emotional! 2059 02:21:22,000 --> 02:21:25,790 Buddy! l pray that your cab never runs out of fuel! 2060 02:21:27,708 --> 02:21:28,749 Got it! 2061 02:21:28,875 --> 02:21:32,457 Hambar versus. Nick! How beautiful! 2062 02:21:44,000 --> 02:21:44,999 Excuse me. 2063 02:21:49,166 --> 02:21:51,999 Route 72, going south? Thank you very much. 2064 02:21:52,083 --> 02:21:53,165 All the best mate. 2065 02:22:07,250 --> 02:22:08,749 Excuse me, can you please stop the bus? 2066 02:22:08,875 --> 02:22:09,915 Nikhil Arora? 2067 02:22:10,166 --> 02:22:12,749 Your lady love just stepped off the bus at fisherman's wharf. 2068 02:22:31,416 --> 02:22:32,582 l'm sorry Amby. 2069 02:22:35,500 --> 02:22:36,790 Why are you doing this Nick? 2070 02:22:38,625 --> 02:22:43,999 Because ten years from now, when l wake up all alone and ask myself.. 2071 02:22:45,416 --> 02:22:49,915 why l didn't give Nick and Ambar a chance, l'll have only one answer. 2072 02:22:51,208 --> 02:22:53,457 That l'm the biggest idiot in the world. 2073 02:22:54,875 --> 02:22:57,999 And l don't want to be with the biggest idiot in the world. 2074 02:22:58,916 --> 02:23:04,290 People can change, right? You didn't want to marry, now you do. 2075 02:23:05,750 --> 02:23:08,707 l didn't want to get married. And now.. 2076 02:23:16,916 --> 02:23:19,665 ..Amby, will you. 2077 02:23:21,416 --> 02:23:22,457 Now what? 2078 02:23:23,083 --> 02:23:24,249 l think my waterjust broke. 2079 02:23:25,166 --> 02:23:28,415 What? But there's still a month to go. How can that be? 2080 02:23:35,125 --> 02:23:39,249 Ambar, you didn't answer me! Will you forgive me? Please! 2081 02:23:39,375 --> 02:23:41,707 l'm really very-very sorry for all the pain l've caused you. 2082 02:23:41,833 --> 02:23:44,332 Can you forget all that and give me one more chance? 2083 02:23:45,750 --> 02:23:46,999 okay, no problem. 2084 02:23:47,291 --> 02:23:49,207 You can think about it and give me an answer later. 2085 02:23:49,333 --> 02:23:50,582 Just shut up. Just shut up. 2086 02:23:52,000 --> 02:23:53,415 l'll be right back. Stay right here. 2087 02:23:54,750 --> 02:23:56,749 Where will l go you idiot, just go! 2088 02:23:56,875 --> 02:23:57,915 Crap! You're right. 2089 02:24:03,875 --> 02:24:05,457 Too many emergency pregnancies.. 2090 02:24:05,750 --> 02:24:07,040 something to do with the Moon's position.. 2091 02:24:07,166 --> 02:24:08,665 ..a partial eclipse or some rubbish. 2092 02:24:08,750 --> 02:24:11,249 Anyway, your doctor's not free and no private room is available. 2093 02:24:11,375 --> 02:24:13,415 What do we do? - What do we do? What do we do? 2094 02:24:13,541 --> 02:24:16,707 Take a semi-private room here or go to another hospital? 2095 02:24:17,041 --> 02:24:19,457 Another? Nick, what the hell is wrong with you? 2096 02:24:19,708 --> 02:24:21,290 This isn't a bloody restaurant! 2097 02:24:21,583 --> 02:24:23,582 Take what we're getting or l'll have the babies right here! 2098 02:24:24,708 --> 02:24:26,165 okay, a semi-private room. 2099 02:24:26,625 --> 02:24:29,332 Now listen Ambar, l'm really-really sorry about everything. 2100 02:24:29,708 --> 02:24:31,124 lf you give me one more chance.. 2101 02:24:32,125 --> 02:24:33,207 okay, we'll talk later. 2102 02:24:36,833 --> 02:24:38,332 okay lady, we're going to put you on the bed now. 2103 02:24:38,958 --> 02:24:42,332 one minute. Listen. You'll have to prop up your feet like this. 2104 02:24:42,458 --> 02:24:44,874 And then you'll have to breathe deeply, like this. 2105 02:24:46,375 --> 02:24:48,999 And then, when the time comes, you have to push, like this . 2106 02:24:53,041 --> 02:24:54,832 Sorry, l saw it on TV. 2107 02:24:55,375 --> 02:24:56,457 You probably know. 2108 02:24:57,333 --> 02:24:58,582 We'll help you on the bed now. 2109 02:25:04,916 --> 02:25:07,124 Hey sexy. lt's you again. 2110 02:25:07,250 --> 02:25:08,457 Nick, do you know her? 2111 02:25:08,916 --> 02:25:11,082 oh hi Mum, you're having another baby. 2112 02:25:11,208 --> 02:25:12,665 okay, is there any other nurse? 2113 02:25:13,083 --> 02:25:15,415 No lover, everyone's busy. 2114 02:25:15,541 --> 02:25:16,957 Nick, who is she? 2115 02:25:17,041 --> 02:25:18,207 l don't know, who are you? 2116 02:25:18,333 --> 02:25:20,457 Don't you remember, mum? l was in the room this morning. 2117 02:25:24,458 --> 02:25:26,790 Amby. Amby, please listen to me. 2118 02:25:27,041 --> 02:25:29,999 l swear nothing happened between us, ask her if you like. 2119 02:25:30,125 --> 02:25:33,665 You're Ambar! This guy really loves you. 2120 02:25:33,750 --> 02:25:35,249 All night he was crying saying, 2121 02:25:35,375 --> 02:25:38,832 l love my Ambar, l miss my Ambar. He wouldn't even let me kiss him. 2122 02:25:38,958 --> 02:25:40,499 He said, You're not Ambar. 2123 02:25:40,625 --> 02:25:42,040 See! See? 2124 02:25:42,166 --> 02:25:43,957 Nothing happened, Ambar, nothing happened. 2125 02:25:44,208 --> 02:25:45,249 Please believe me. 2126 02:25:45,375 --> 02:25:46,499 Now will you forgive me? 2127 02:25:46,625 --> 02:25:48,082 Ambar, l have to tell you.. 2128 02:25:49,625 --> 02:25:51,499 okay crap, where's the doctor? 2129 02:25:52,291 --> 02:25:53,374 You're looking lovely! 2130 02:25:54,458 --> 02:25:58,249 Nick! lsn't it amazing? We're becoming daddies together. 2131 02:25:58,375 --> 02:25:59,665 l know. lsn't it cool? 2132 02:25:59,791 --> 02:26:03,332 Ron! - Shut up. l'm talking to him. 2133 02:26:03,458 --> 02:26:05,165 l'm having your baby. 2134 02:26:05,291 --> 02:26:07,832 l'm sorry baby, l'm sorry. - Where the hell is the doctor? 2135 02:26:07,958 --> 02:26:09,249 Here l am! 2136 02:26:09,750 --> 02:26:13,749 Allow me to introduce myself, a little later. 2137 02:26:27,375 --> 02:26:30,249 Who am l.. where am l? 2138 02:26:30,375 --> 02:26:31,499 Are you the doctor? 2139 02:26:34,458 --> 02:26:36,499 Doc, l need your introduction - Of course! 2140 02:26:36,916 --> 02:26:39,540 Myself Doctor Vijay Kumar, M.D.D.G.o. - What are you doing? 2141 02:26:39,708 --> 02:26:42,040 Fantastic! From where, from where? - Surat - Surat! l like Surat 2142 02:26:42,166 --> 02:26:44,707 oh shut up Ron. Where the hell have you been? - l.. that, that.. 2143 02:26:45,500 --> 02:26:48,165 What that..? - Where babies are born. 2144 02:26:48,291 --> 02:26:50,499 Delivery? - Delivery! l was in delivery. 2145 02:26:50,625 --> 02:26:51,832 Now where is she? - Who? 2146 02:26:51,958 --> 02:26:55,415 That, that.. - What that, yaar? 2147 02:26:55,541 --> 02:26:57,249 The one who's delivering! - Patient? 2148 02:26:57,375 --> 02:26:59,915 Patient! Where's the patient? - Here - There. 2149 02:27:00,583 --> 02:27:02,332 Where's the other doctor? - Which other doctor? 2150 02:27:02,458 --> 02:27:04,415 How should l know? - Then how would l know? 2151 02:27:04,541 --> 02:27:06,665 Look, there are two patients here. Can you handle both? 2152 02:27:06,750 --> 02:27:08,082 l hope so. 2153 02:27:08,208 --> 02:27:10,915 l hope so! You, you.. - l hope so..? 2154 02:27:11,833 --> 02:27:12,957 Now where's that? 2155 02:27:13,041 --> 02:27:15,332 Who? - That, that.. - What that? 2156 02:27:15,458 --> 02:27:17,999 The one who helps me. - Maid? 2157 02:27:18,083 --> 02:27:19,707 No. - Oh shut up Ron. Nurse? 2158 02:27:19,833 --> 02:27:22,415 Nurse! Where is the nurse? - How do l know? 2159 02:27:22,541 --> 02:27:23,790 She must be inside! - Lets go. 2160 02:27:24,583 --> 02:27:26,249 We're dead.. - We're dead! - What guy is this? 2161 02:27:26,791 --> 02:27:28,999 Ambar, just do what he tells you to. 2162 02:27:29,125 --> 02:27:31,124 Just follow his instructions and try to relax. 2163 02:27:31,250 --> 02:27:33,665 Everything will work out fine. - Will you please shut up? 2164 02:27:33,750 --> 02:27:35,082 l'm getting very confused. 2165 02:27:35,333 --> 02:27:37,082 Give me a smile, just one smile. 2166 02:27:37,208 --> 02:27:38,999 What are you doing? - Give me that thing! 2167 02:27:40,125 --> 02:27:41,249 What the hell is happening.. 2168 02:27:44,791 --> 02:27:46,040 l'm the doctor. 2169 02:27:49,458 --> 02:27:50,749 She's ready! 2170 02:27:52,625 --> 02:27:56,457 You have to do.. that.. do that.. - Do what? 2171 02:27:56,583 --> 02:28:00,207 What do you say for shove? 2172 02:28:00,333 --> 02:28:01,540 Push. - Push. 2173 02:28:03,708 --> 02:28:05,582 lt really hurts. - What? 2174 02:28:06,083 --> 02:28:10,332 l'm in pain. - Pain? You're in pain? 2175 02:28:10,875 --> 02:28:13,249 Come here and produce a baby. Then you'll!.. 2176 02:28:13,375 --> 02:28:16,249 ..know what pain is, you bloody man 2177 02:28:18,250 --> 02:28:20,165 oh shit! Nurse, Look after her. 2178 02:28:20,291 --> 02:28:21,374 Coming! 2179 02:28:21,791 --> 02:28:25,165 oh my god! You're also ready to push. She needs to push. Push. 2180 02:28:26,458 --> 02:28:28,832 Damn it Nick if you faint, l'll kill you! - Blood. 2181 02:28:30,000 --> 02:28:31,082 l can't stand the sight of blood either. 2182 02:28:31,208 --> 02:28:33,957 What? - Just a small problem. Hold her hand. 2183 02:28:34,166 --> 02:28:36,832 Actually, hold my hand also. Push. 2184 02:28:38,125 --> 02:28:40,457 okay push. 2185 02:28:40,583 --> 02:28:41,874 Nurse, nurse.. 2186 02:28:42,000 --> 02:28:43,082 Dear god, what a huge injection! 2187 02:28:44,333 --> 02:28:45,540 l want that.. that.. 2188 02:28:47,291 --> 02:28:51,707 That, that.. - Cotton swabs? - No! 2189 02:28:52,125 --> 02:28:53,749 What the hell does that Karan Johar guy drink? 2190 02:28:54,500 --> 02:28:56,832 Coffee? - Coffee! l want some coffee! 2191 02:28:57,583 --> 02:29:00,665 Come on sister, you need to push! 2192 02:29:00,750 --> 02:29:04,332 Yes baby, ya baby. Go for it. Push, push, push 2193 02:29:05,958 --> 02:29:13,457 Come on come on, you're doing good All right. oh my god! 2194 02:29:14,833 --> 02:29:18,040 Congrats. lt's a boy! - A boy! lt's a boy? 2195 02:29:18,166 --> 02:29:20,165 l was told a girl! What are you saying? 2196 02:29:20,291 --> 02:29:21,915 There must be one more, check inside! 2197 02:29:22,041 --> 02:29:24,124 There has to be a girl! 2198 02:29:28,208 --> 02:29:29,332 l'm exhausted. 2199 02:29:30,166 --> 02:29:34,082 Excuse me, doctor. There's one more patient. - What? 2200 02:29:35,583 --> 02:29:37,207 okay, push. 2201 02:29:38,291 --> 02:29:39,540 l can see the head. 2202 02:29:39,708 --> 02:29:40,790 No, no, hold it. 2203 02:29:40,916 --> 02:29:42,749 What? - What? Hold what? 2204 02:29:45,291 --> 02:29:49,249 Before the babies are born, please say you'll marry me. 2205 02:29:49,583 --> 02:29:51,332 Babies? Double role? 2206 02:29:52,541 --> 02:29:55,540 Why do you want to marry me, Nick? What's changed? 2207 02:29:55,833 --> 02:29:59,040 Everything, since l met you first. 2208 02:29:59,625 --> 02:30:04,165 You were pretty, smart, funny. You were perfect. 2209 02:30:05,041 --> 02:30:06,707 And l fell in love with your perfection. 2210 02:30:07,708 --> 02:30:13,665 Then l saw your other side. Your anger, moodswings, your stupidity 2211 02:30:13,750 --> 02:30:15,582 Are you proposing to me or insulting me? 2212 02:30:15,708 --> 02:30:17,665 l saw you screaming for no reason, 2213 02:30:18,166 --> 02:30:22,582 fighting without provocation. l've seen you double-sized, 2214 02:30:23,583 --> 02:30:27,290 l've seen you throwing up in my cap, on my carpet. 2215 02:30:28,166 --> 02:30:32,999 But my love never lessened. l don't love you inspite of all this, 2216 02:30:34,041 --> 02:30:35,874 l started loving you because of this. 2217 02:30:36,833 --> 02:30:38,665 l just kept loving you even more. 2218 02:30:39,583 --> 02:30:41,040 l'm not perfect Ambar, 2219 02:30:42,750 --> 02:30:46,374 neither are you, and life is never going to be perfect. 2220 02:30:47,541 --> 02:30:51,249 But you, you will always be perfect for me. 2221 02:30:52,375 --> 02:30:55,165 l love you Amby. Please.. 2222 02:30:57,041 --> 02:30:58,332 please will you marry me? 2223 02:31:10,375 --> 02:31:13,082 What happened? 2224 02:31:13,208 --> 02:31:14,249 Beautiful. 2225 02:31:17,958 --> 02:31:19,999 Well done, well done! 2226 02:31:20,291 --> 02:31:23,707 What do you say on an occasion like this? 2227 02:31:24,083 --> 02:31:30,999 What, what? - That happy, felicitation-type greeting. 2228 02:31:31,083 --> 02:31:33,957 Congratulation? - Yes! Congratulations! 2229 02:31:37,083 --> 02:31:39,790 Push baby, push baby! - Push baby. 2230 02:31:40,041 --> 02:31:42,874 Sorry no baby. So push baby! 2231 02:31:43,000 --> 02:31:44,040 Come on you can do it. 2232 02:31:48,916 --> 02:31:50,999 That's it. You can do it. 2233 02:32:00,541 --> 02:32:02,457 You did it, you did it! 2234 02:32:03,208 --> 02:32:04,999 l'm so relieved. - Doctor.. 2235 02:32:10,458 --> 02:32:11,999 Here you are. - Not l.. he did it 2236 02:32:14,875 --> 02:32:16,249 You did it man. 2237 02:32:19,375 --> 02:32:20,457 one more.